Thing's Final Fantasy characters would never say!!!

[Vermachtnis]

FF6 Spoilers Ahead






After Kefka's "I Hate Hate Hate Hate ect." sceene
Celes: Ah. Holy trout! I didn't cut it off did I?


Kefka (SPOILER)moving the statues to and destroy the balance of the world
Kefka: Ehh! COmE on and MOVE! Ehh!! Why won't these things move.


Celes before and after the (SPOILER)suicide sceene[
Celes: Well. Oops, I'll just make a mental note to never use the slow fish. Oh well. BONZII!.
Celes: Well. Crap! I missed that really big rock.

Edgar and Sabin talking in the Opera Sceene after Locke left.
Edgar: Well, brother I must tell ya something. I'm not the womanizing man you think I am.
Sabin: ...
Edgar: I'm acually gay.
Sabin: ...
Edgar: Are you even listoning to me
Sabin: ...
Edgar: What are you doing
Sabin: I think I figured out why they were singing.

[hydan]

this is the best thread ever!!...
haha here's more...

Kimahri to self
"if people showed respect my vocabulary would rise inconsiderably on an antidishastablishmentarialism basis of inconcievably astonishing ways!!"

Rinoa to Zell
"but i like hot dogs!!"

Fans during FMV blitzball scene
"why are they playing that terrible music"

Tidus introduction to story
"aw...it's too long,i'll tell yu some other time"

Cloud after falling thru the church roof
"my but hurts... damn her's is nice"

Yuna to crowd at FFX end
"please stay...i promise we'll make up for it in the sequel"

okay they're a bit tiresome,i'll cum up with some more

[Kurohime]

Maybe it would be better if I just showed you...

[Psychotic]

Sephiroth to Aeris: *squeals* ooh! lets totally like go down to the mall and get ourselves some totally like Keeeeeeeeeeewl clothes!

[the son of lucresia]

sephiroth in the last battle saying...

i give up your to powerfull ill get out and let holly move

barret saying......

i love you guys. at the end of the game
,
cloud saying......

i need a bigger sword

[BG-57]

Dagger: "So, you're a thief masquerading as an actor?"
Zidane: "Yep."
Dagger: "Don't quit your day job."

Cid Highwind: "No problem!"

Steiner: "No worries."

Bahamut: "Yum! Rat tails are tasty!"

Ceberus: "Got a milk bone?"

Omega Weapon: "o/~ Ring my bell... o/~"

Ultimecia: "How kome I'm not on a stupid Triple Triad card!"

Celes (to Locke): "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

Rubicant: "I'll heal you-fight at full strength! Oops that was a Fire3 spell! Hee hee."

Quina: "I'm full!"

[PhoenixAsh]

SPOILERS




Tidus: Okay I get why I can mysteriously use a sword without any prior training, but if all seven of us gonna travel around in a big group how come only three fight at a time, what the hell are the others up to?
Auron: Quiet you.
Tidus: Actually now I think of it why are we following around someone dumb enough to risk taking a secret that could destroy the world into the heart of the enemy camp without telling anyone?
Auron: I said shush dammit!
Tidus: Oh and why didn't you mention that Yunalesca was evil so that we could think about it before going in to destroy what could have been Spira's only hope?
Auron: Right screw what I said to Jecht I'm outta here!


Squall (after learning about the history in the orphanage): Wait everyone, isn't this like an insanely huge coincidence? I mean seriously do you think we should discuss it at some point?
Quistis: Well sure, we COULD do that. Maybe you'd like to talk about why Ultimecia has Griever, or how in the vastly huge space between here and the moon, you just happened to find a floating spaceship in the minute or so it would have taken you to die?
Squall: I'll be quiet now.
Quistis: Damn straight, I tell she comes in here making you express things and have 'opinions', then wanders off to become an evil time compressing sorceress. We were all perfectly happy just to get on with things on her own.
Squall: Look I'm sorry! Do you want me to go into how an ex-instructor at a military academy thought it was a good idea to leave a post in an important ultra-secret mission to go and apologise for hurting a rebel-leader's feelings by shouting at them?
Quistis: Why the hell did you think they fired me?
Squall: Well it might have something to do with you taking your students to secret make out spots in the middle of the night.

[Sefie1999AD]

LOL, Phoenix 17!

*SPOILERS!



Jecht: "I am your father!"
Tidus: "No! That's not true! That's impossible!"
Jecht: "Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Come with me. Together we can ride Sin as father and son!"
Tidus: "No! No! No!" (jumps down into a bottomless pit)

Tellah: "You spoony bard!"
Edward: "There is no spoon!"

Rufus Shinra: "I'll do my best to maintain world peace and rule the world so that everyone would be happy."

Sephiroth to Hojo: "Hi, daddy!"

NORG: "hAvE u sEen jAbBA thE hUt? hE lOoKs a lOT lIkE mE! bTw i sPEaK liKe n00b!"

Cid Highwind (FF7): "Listen Shera. I will marry you, and then I'll stop swearing and smoking."

Ultimecia: "Curse all SeeDs!"

Quina: "Let's debate: which gender am I?"

Amarant: "Wait for me! We need to help each other to win this battle!"

Kefka: "Alright, you're right. It was wrong to poison Doma just like that."

Tifa: "My breasts? I got them via plastic surgery."

Butz: "Don't you think I'm a little perverted for travelling with three chicks and each of them is a princess?"

Squall at SeeD graduation ball: "Dance with me?"

Yuna: "My voice actor sucks!"

Wakka: "Tidus, yo wassup my man!! Let's go hit on Rikku together, ya? She's da Al Bhed bomb! I luv Al Bhed, you know!"

[Enigma]

FF7:
Cloud puts (SPOILER)Aeris' dead body in the lake in the City Of Ancients: ....Well....Who wants to go for a swim?

When Red XIII sees Seto in the Gi Cave: So you're saying my dad's a statue? Grandfather, I'm seriously considering putting you in a retirement home.

Aeris praying at the end of Disc 1: I want a teddy bear, and a dog, and a snowboard...

Chocobo: Bark!!


FF8:
Squall: something other than 'whatever'

FF10:

Tidus: I will be a man!

[Rude]

Quale: Quina you working hard.
Quale: You come far along way of Jiggalo.

[sephiroth23]

quinna- frogs are gross they taste bad
steiner- zidaine your a good man
eko- zidaine your butt ugly

squall(to sefier after the beginging sceine)- thanx chicks dig the scars
zell(after he hit the train floor)-i need a new wepon my hand hurts

[Big D]

Squall:
"Please, Quistis, talk to me. Tell me what's on your mind... you're my friend, and I care about your wellbeing."

Irvine:
"Selphie, I like you as a friend, but nothing more. I don't think we could ever be together. I'm looking for a serious, deep commitment, and I don't think you're ready for that."

Cloud:
"Wow, all these women keep trying to hit on me. It's so obvious!"

[Sefie1999AD]

OOC:	Big D: I see you added my little Tellah/Edward change to your signature. Was that really such a big dramatic spoon line?

*SPOILERS AGAIN!*


ZIDANE: "I'll never get any girl to like me!"

NECRON: "I'm a Star Wars rip-off."

OZMA: "Agh! I drank too much last night! Now my head's really spinning hard!"

RINOA: "Seifer, why did you leave me, you jerk!? I want you back!"

TERRA: "No cloud or squall can hinder us."

YUNA: "I'm a great actor! First I played a wimp summoner, and then I'll play a Lara Croft -wannabe on a group that yells 'Charlie's Angels'. Yay!"

BRAHNE: "I'm a fat elephant because Quina used to be my royal cook and I ate his frog soup every day."

KUJA: "What the... ?! I'm a GUY!"
ZIDANE: "But its exterior is that of a female!" (remember this from Chrono Trigger, when meeting Flea?)

EIKO: "Who cares about Zidane? I want Vivi!"

BARRET: "Cloud, I've been thinking ever since our Gold Saucer date and I think Marlene is exactly the right girlfriend for you."

RELM: "Kefka, you look like an ass clown! Even I don't want to paint your picture!"

YUFFIE: "I want to go on an airship ride!"

[PhoenixAsh]

Laguna: Yes being a highly trained Soldier turned mercenary I'd love to come and help save the world, no I don't want to just stand around on this spaceship doing nothing!

Squall: Does anyone else think it's a bit odd that people have put our faces on cards?

Cloud: What do you mean is my sword trying to compensate for something???

Zidane: I'm sorry Steiner. You were 100% right in not trusting a professional thief who kidnapped a teenage princess and nearly got her killed several times within minutes of taking her.

[playaGAW]

Amarant:"I'm gonna to cut off this nappy trout".

Zell in the cafeteria at the end of FF8:"I'm tired of hot dogs."

The white mage from FF1 on Jerry Springer:"I'm really a man.