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    lomas de chapultepec Recognized Member eestlinc's Avatar
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    Kishiruni: KLULU: LET'S GO KILL EXDEATH
    BATZ: Hey, didn't your father just die? Don't you need some time to deal with that?
    KLULU: Yes, and I plan to deal with it by GOING TO KILL EXDEATH
    eestlinc: BATZ: you know my father died too. our fathers were good friends
    KLULU: really? lets have an emotional moment together
    Kishiruni: The best part is that if Batz and Klulu did have a lovechild and for some reason decided to give it a hybrid of their names, it would be named Klutz.

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    Linus> Really, I have no brain.
    Hootenanny> Thats a shame

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    Heres part of an AIM log I have.

    eestlinc (2:25:58 AM): kishi says buildup is the worst skill in any ff game ever
    Akumaou812 (2:34:35 AM): wich kishi
    eestlinc (2:34:59 AM): the smart one
    eestlinc (2:35:03 AM): kawaii ryukishi
    Akumaou812 (2:35:21 AM): i was just gonna say 'not Ryukishi'
    eestlinc (2:35:35 AM): yes

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    Originally posted by Shin Akuma
    Heres part of an AIM log I have.

    eestlinc (2:25:58 AM): kishi says buildup is the worst skill in any ff game ever
    Akumaou812 (2:34:35 AM): wich kishi
    eestlinc (2:34:59 AM): the smart one
    eestlinc (2:35:03 AM): kawaii ryukishi
    Akumaou812 (2:35:21 AM): i was just gonna say 'not Ryukishi'
    eestlinc (2:35:35 AM): yes
    That actually is the best piece of convo there is.xD "The smart one..."

    Good stuff, John Holmes.
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    eestlinc (2:34:59 AM): the smart one
    *sarcastic, perverted, evil one

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    I dont really have a quote on this but when I mention how my dad looks like Dave Ghrol when he had a beard and a mustache you should see all the crazy crap that Mecakane says.

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    Originally posted by the other guy
    the smart one
    Originally posted by RyuKishi
    *sarcastic, perverted, evil one
    Nope, still can't tell the difference.
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    <b>Joaquin:</b> Mandy: (01:26:04): I can sex her up, too. Mandy: (01:26:08): She'll love it.
    <b>Allyboo:</b> ...
    <b>Joaquin:</b> Mommy, no! *clings onto Mommy's leg*
    <b>Allyboo:</b> ... *tempted*
    <b>Joaquin:</b> Mommy, what's sex?
    <b>Allyboo:</b> Something us grown-up people like to do sometimes because it's REALLY fun.
    <b>Joaquin:</b> Can I have sex too?
    <b>Allyboo:</b> Not till you're older, dear.
    <b>Joaquin:</b> but my friend Daniel says he has had sex many times in both Scotland and Germany
    <b>Allyboo:</b> Your friend Daniel is a slut, sweetie.
    That's really my hair.

    "Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! It's not gay! Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? That's what I thought!

    So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~"

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    Erm...

    "Why are you walking around in compost and cow poo?"
    "Yeah, you're right maybe I should put some shoes on"
    "Good plan"
    "Ding dong! Another great idea from the people who brought you beeeeeeeeeeer milkshakes! "
    "Yeah..."

    I can't remember who said it but it was funny at the time.

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    Spatvark: Work bitch! I demand you work so I can mock you in the confines of the SSS forum and pour scorn upon thee! Cower mortal before my mighty sword of fire which I shall strike thee down with mighty vengeance if ye do not slave away upon pages for the site!
    bennator0: *phears*
    Spatvark: I hope that pep talk helped a bit *nods*
    bennator0: It sure did
    Spatvark: *checks* Yup, that's all I have to say *goes to anonymously pee in various people's back gardens and through their postboxes*
    bennator0: of course
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    This just in!
    [06:01] branden> joel, what do u mena, I've never been in here b4?
    [06:02] Joel> He posts alot while drunk and he says some random and sometmes misspelled words and... B4?
    [06:02] Joel> what is this battleship?

    It made me giggle.
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    Koodos me (being Joel)

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    Zaphier8: *works on new kiss ass character*
    Angered Roach: Kiss ass?
    Zaphier8: Kick...
    Zaphier8: Kick ass.

    TT.TT I did the same thing by saying troutgun once. I'm such an idiot.

    Zaphier: Right, and you do know my parents would say, "No you can't go to Canada! It's just a plan so they can rape you! No!" even if I could somehow magically produce plane tickets before this weekend.
    Bunny: Well, we do want to rape you, y'know.
    Zaphier: ... thanks?

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    Session Start (AIM - trancekujasm:mj34bv012707): Tue Jul 08 20:49:30 2003
    [20:49] mj34bv012707: Hey, I put up some pics, and would like your opinion on them. Come see!
    [20:49] trancekujasm: Congratulations! You've just won a warning!
    [20:50] trancekujasm: This all inclusive package not only allows you to have warnings added to your total, but people will know what terrible porn you want to show us.
    [20:50] trancekujasm: But oh no, it doesn't stop there!
    [20:51] trancekujasm: When you get enough warnings you win the coverted "100%" on the warnometer.
    [20:51] trancekujasm: Perhaps you can be one of the many jerks who manage to reach this prize.
    [20:51] trancekujasm: Only time will tell.
    [20:52] trancekujasm: And so it brings me to say "Adios amigo!" and I hope you enjoy more "Geocities page cannot be found" like most of the others.
    [20:52] trancekujasm: God bless you and all you wonderful, annoying folk.
    [20:52] trancekujasm: God bless you all.
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