Brand spanking new (Soon to be old) Quotes Thread

[MecaKane]

[07:03:07] lvlisf1t: *Stays infront of the computer while watch porn*
[07:03:11] lvlisf1t: >_>
[07:03:20] MecaKane: You too?
[07:03:20] lvlisf1t: watching*
[07:03:21] MecaKane: Cool.
[07:03:23] lvlisf1t: No!
[07:03:26] lvlisf1t: >_<

Teehee~

[James Latimer Cockney Rebel]

Note my msn username was: "OH MY JAPANESE BOY, OOOOHH I MISS MY JAPANESE BOY"

<b>Winged Sorceress:</b> I thought to myself, Oh, that must be Serena, going off on her lovey school boys again. And lo and hebold, it was youuuuuu! Proclaiming your evairlasting luff for japanese boys =X
<b>Loki/Lokki-ru/arse:</b> xDDDD japanese bois 4 life yo
<b>Loki:</b> *gets quoted* trout. D:

The next day:

<b>Joaquin:</b> My eyes feel like they're bleeding
<b>Chaos:</b> eep
<b>Joaquin:</b> I'll probably stay for another 15 mins or so and have a break
<b>Chaos:</b> ah, ok, hopefully yhr dong will finish
<b>Chaos:</b> or the song.....

[Erdrick Holmes]

EDIT BY BoB: Don't quote insulting things like that, it's not tolerated.

<!---Heres a conversation that me and my friend Mike had.

Akuma o u 8 1 2: So theres that guy name Linus who's on EoFF
Mike Kyles03: Oh yeah you told me about him
Akuma o u 8 1 2: Here's a picture of him in his prom tux
Mike Kyles03: He looks like a dork
Akuma o u 8 1 2: heres one of him when He got back from Camp
Mike Kyles03: Jesus what is that pile of crap on his head
Akuma o u 8 1 2: It's his new curly hairstyle
Mike Kyles03: My god thats just wrong to look at

Made me laugh--->

[Logan]

digital ryukku:
digital ryukku: my teddy bear is warm and fluffy and he has the coolest puffy hair XD
Unstable Wings: Mine had lice i think ;_;
digital ryukku: i don't think mike has lice.. XD

Apparently I was talking about teddy bears and she was talking about her boyfriend.

[Misfit]

Mik: *spanks*
Mik: I love spanking chickens.=)
Mik: Feathers just fly.
Mik: And they make noises
Mik: =)


Freak. xD

[Mikztsu]

*YOU* are the freak.:rolleyes2

I have a good one from last weekend's rock festival my big brother said. You see, he had his skin painted all red with skin paint and some idiot came and asked him:

Idiot: "Woah dude, have you burned that badly??"
My big brother:" Nope. I just swam in blood of raped ducks."

He said it very calmly and seriously too which made it funny. That idiot just gave a weird look and walked away.

[Linus]

Come on people, there have to be quotes that don't involve Misfit...

..maybe not.

lvlisf1t: Oh, I see. How much was this diamond of yours?
Josh Suth: 8 million dollars
lvlisf1t: You have lots of money, then? =o
Josh Suth: No I spent it all on this reflector diamond
lvlisf1t: Oh, that sucks. =/
Josh Suth: I can sell it though
Josh Suth: But why do you care if I have lots of money?
lvlisf1t: I was going say something, but you ruined it with the wrong answer!
Josh Suth: Well let's try it again
Josh Suth: 8 million dollars
vlisf1t: You have lots of money, then? =o
Josh Suth: Yep
lvlisf1t: You know I love you, right?
Josh Suth: **puts you on the list for the stripping josh video**
lvlisf1t: xD
lvlisf1t: Yay, I can't wait.

[Shorty]

Originally posted by Linus
Josh Suth: **puts you on the list for the stripping josh video**

Why am I not on that list?

[Linus]

Who says you aren't? I just didn't tell you until now.

[Lindy]

Roogle on the subject of rRootage, a 2D Shoot-Em-Up game

[20:50:38] Jamil: I don't like these types of games
[20:50:39] Lindz -- Who: Pssh, you just have no concept of "fun"
[20:50:46] Jamil: It makes me feel like I'm drunk or something

[Ally]

Josh Suth: ally
Josh Suth: you don't hate me do you?
Alza Sedai: 'course not.
Josh Suth: are you sure?
Alza Sedai: Uh, yes.
Josh Suth: ok good because i'm using one of your boobs in my sig <3
Josh Suth: thanks for understanding!
Josh Suth: =D
Alza Sedai: ... *death*
Josh Suth: **runs away**

[eestlinc]

Del_Snizz> This world needs more dastards, as far as I'm concerned.
eestlinc> just like I need more fresh produce
King_Bahamut> AND my uncle looks like Pat Boone.
eestlinc> hmm
eestlinc> I am related to Calliope
King_Bahamut> And my sixth cousin twice removed is Willie Nelson.
King_Bahamut> And my first cousin 5 times moved is Lizzie Borden.
King_Bahamut> And I'm serious about all of them.
eestlinc> but do you share a common ancestor with New Zealand's favorite spammer?
eestlinc> I THINK NOT
Del_Snizz> Points go to Brutwo.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

[09:21pm] ·CloudDragon· Because I'm on top of dingo right now
[09:21pm] ·CloudDragon· and we are making love

[Halan]

Originally posted by Shin Akuma
Heres a conversation that me and my friend Mike had.

Akuma o u 8 1 2: So theres that guy name Linus who's on EoFF
Mike Kyles03: Oh yeah you told me about him
Akuma o u 8 1 2: Here's a picture of him in his prom tux
Mike Kyles03: He looks like a dork
Akuma o u 8 1 2: heres one of him when He got back from Camp
Mike Kyles03: Jesus what is that pile of crap on his head
Akuma o u 8 1 2: It's his new curly hairstyle
Mike Kyles03: My god thats just wrong to look at

Made me laugh

Aww, I liked his curly pile of crap hairstyle. Er...wait...thats not right...

[Linus]

RSL> I am not a spammer, spammer.
shady> but anyway
Linus> You're the spammer, spammy!
shady> lol whatever
* RSL is outraged.
Linus> Well I'm routaged.
RSL> Why is that.
shady> outraged* u cant even spell it
Linus> ...
Chickencha> That's funny.
Linus> I think it's more sad than funny.
RSL> I think it's funny in a sad yet not so funny or sad way.
shady> lol
Chickencha> I just think it's funny.
shady> lol its funny but its not
RSL> Or is it not but it's funny?
shady> im startin 2 think its just funny
Linus> I'll be the judge of how funny it is or isn't.