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    Joaquin: okay, this is sad, I ran downstairs, searched for some food, and I ended up coming back with a banana and an apple.
    Joaquin:
    Moonlady: Aww.
    Moonlady: Hmm.
    Moonlady: Banana.
    MajickChicken: *chokes on banana*
    Moonlady: ;___;
    MajickChicken: ... wait, that sounded more wrong
    Moonlady: YES
    Moonlady: ;______________________;
    That's really my hair.

    "Faris, Calvin; you don't seem to understand! This is not a thread about homosexuality! Girls can love Barret! Guys can love Barret! It's not gay! Barret's love is beyond any form of gay-ness. It is transcendent; like the sun and moon and stars! It's like loving God! Would you say a boy who loves God is gay? That's what I thought!

    So please, don't fight. Just spead the love! And the Barret sexyness. RAWR! =D~"

    - Linxiaotuzi

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    RSL> Wouldn't that be weird if you could mine penises? Like, you go to work, put on the hardhat, go in a cave, and start digging them up? That would be a weird job.

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    < Del_Snizz > RSL, make them it all stop.


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    Beowulf: I had a dream last night about me, sephiroth, Satan, and a bag of chips...o.O

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    Short but sweet

    Aku Demon 999: Shoyku ate my lunch
    Akuma o u 8 1 2: Really

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    Thread is for humorus quotes, ackamacka.

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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    RyuKishi: YOU SUCK
    Me: With a lot of sugar and caffeine and stuff.
    Me: YOU DO TOO
    Me: *luff*
    RyuKishi: WE'RE THE SUCK TWINS <3
    RyuKishi: AND OMG IT SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE PORN STARS >_<
    Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps

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    Amazing...

    [21:28:19] &lt;Shin_Akuma&gt; Im more into symphony X
    [21:28:36] &lt;Shin_Akuma&gt; they are the ultimate band
    [21:28:42] &lt;Shin_Akuma&gt; better than Slipknot and Gwar
    [21:28:48] &lt;Shin_Akuma&gt; yeah you heard me

    EDIT: Fixed.
    Last edited by o_O; 02-15-2005 at 02:36 AM.

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    I said that I swear on all things Street Fighter I said that

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    DanieLoony: Heya.
    Geh Bitte raus: How are ya?
    DanieLoony: Ahhh, y'no.
    DanieLoony: Bit of this, bit of that.
    Geh Bitte raus: i see..hmm
    DanieLoony: hmm?
    Geh Bitte raus: just thinkin'
    DanieLoony: Dare I ask what? =P
    Geh Bitte raus: It's nothing really, just thinking about what you meant by the "bit of this bit of that" phrase.
    DanieLoony: Ah. =P
    DanieLoony: *shrugs*
    Geh Bitte raus: Heh.
    DanieLoony: I've been bored, if that hellps.
    DanieLoony: But somehow "bored" is such a ...boring response.
    Geh Bitte raus: I understand bored.
    DanieLoony: Well, in that case, ask me how I am again.
    Geh Bitte raus: How are ya Daniel?
    DanieLoony: I'm pretty bored.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    <b>Lokki-ru:</b> Yeah! Who needs men when you have a vibrating phone? xO
    <b>Miriamel:</b> ...xD Not me!
    <b>Miriamel:</b> They're all emotional and stuffs anyway. :-(
    <b>Lokki-ru:</b> Yeah. and they don't have three speed settings, for that ultra powerful orgasm.
    <b>Miriamel:</b> ...xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    <b>Miriamel:</b> They have a lot of speed settings. *dies*
    <b>Miriamel:</b> Sex = good. D=
    <b>Lokki-ru:</b> Vibrators = Cheaper, easier to use, dont talk back, dont hog all the covers in bed, don't cheat on you, don't stumble in at 3am smelling like beer and cheap perfume
    <b>Lokki-ru:</b> hmm. If any other men saw me say that, they'd kill me.
    <b>Miriamel:</b> Yeah, and you just made me spill my drink. xDDDDDDDDDD
    <b>Lokki-ru:</b> xDDDDD sorry. *wipes it up*
    <b>Miriamel:</b> xDDD~ Gentleman, thanks. xD
    <b>Lokki-ru:</b>Yeah, i'm so gentlemanly. I think i'm a vibrator in a human body.

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    Except change Lokki-Ru for Majin. :D~

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    I just got the joke in Lokki-ru, don't ruin my moment. ;_;"

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    [07:36:18] MecaKane: [Misfit's number here]
    [07:36:27] lvlisf1t: Liar.
    [07:36:35] lvlisf1t: [my number here]
    [07:36:38] lvlisf1t: =o
    [07:36:41] MecaKane: *calls* >=o
    [07:36:49] lvlisf1t: No
    [07:36:53] lvlisf1t: I'll kill you. >=o
    [07:36:54] MecaKane: Yes
    [07:36:58] lvlisf1t: NO!
    [07:37:03] MecaKane: YES!
    [07:37:06] lvlisf1t: *leaves*
    [07:37:10] MecaKane: Nooo
    [07:37:11] lvlisf1t: HOLY trout
    [07:37:15] lvlisf1t: IF THAT'S YOU
    [07:37:16] MecaKane: I was lying! ;_;
    [07:37:20] MecaKane: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    [07:37:59] MecaKane: Well now I know it's the real one. =o
    [07:38:07] lvlisf1t: jdalsjfl;s
    [07:38:12] lvlisf1t: The phone ringed.
    [07:38:17] lvlisf1t: That wasn't you.
    [07:38:19] MecaKane: xDDD
    [07:38:22] lvlisf1t: *panics*


    [07:42:19] lvlisf1t: To make things worse
    [07:42:34] lvlisf1t: My mom's friend walks in my room after it's done ringing
    [07:42:35] lvlisf1t: SO
    [07:42:44] lvlisf1t: I thought she answered it and it was for me.
    [07:42:57] MecaKane: xDD
    [07:43:06] lvlisf1t: =(

    Gwahahaha xD

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