Brand spanking new (Soon to be old) Quotes Thread

[Rydia of Mist]

MajkenGee: Phone!
MajkenGee: Ah, someone for Derek, and they wouldn't leave a message. Bah.
DanieLoony: =(
DanieLoony: It's not me, I know that far.
DanieLoony: I hope it isn't, anyway.
MajkenGee: By the way, Nait's post in your date thread is fantastic.
DanieLoony: xD
MajkenGee: It was a female. o.O If that's you, hoo boy. You have some explaining to do.
DanieLoony: I quite liked it too.
MajkenGee: Although it would explain your date thread a bit.
DanieLoony: But yeah, **** and **** are both pretty good prospects according to the entries.
DanieLoony: Although **** is **** <3
DanieLoony: It's so difficult!
MajkenGee: Mik seems a bit brutal, even if he is cute...TO THE MAX.
DanieLoony: xDDDDDD
DanieLoony: CUTE? O+_X
DanieLoony: ofmg
DanieLoony: a;iodhg;aoshidg
DanieLoony: omfg*
DanieLoony: NO.
MajkenGee: o_O
MajkenGee: What?
DanieLoony: Mik is like the
DanieLoony: total
DanieLoony: whack
DanieLoony: rape
MajkenGee: Mik is cute-LOOKING.
DanieLoony: guy
DanieLoony: thing
DanieLoony: ohhhhhhhhh

EDIT BY BoB: Names removed for confidentiality.

[Mikztsu]

I'm cute from inside, too. Little pain here and there...it's all innocent fun.

[Nait]

Shut up, Mik, I'm fantasteic and you're not.

[RSL]

* Natorius has joined #eoff
Natorius> wait a sec
Natorius> were is XII out
Natorius> here is not out
RSL> English please?
Natorius> in new york XII didnt come out
Natorius> XII means 11 righ
Natorius> just making sure
Spiff> Wow.
RSL> Uh
Spiff> Do they have schools in new york?
Natorius> yes
Spiff> Certified ones?
RSL> Roman numerals are complicated.
Natorius> yes

[Erdrick Holmes]

[Del_Snizz] Well, as this is the internet, we're required by law to devote at least 80% of our resources to sexual matters.
[Raensota] really?
[Raensota] that's sooo fascinating

Now you go....

[Linus]

This one's still alive. Dork.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Joel> Hit the degaus button on yer moniter, its fun
Jowy|sleep> No trout, sherlock.
Jowy|sleep> It was amusing when I was 12.
Fatal_Kiss> degaus?
Jowy|sleep> ;D
Fatal_Kiss> What be that?
Doomgaze> *degausses*
Doomgaze> wahaha
Joel> WEEE I just did it
Doomgaze> it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[Loony BoB]

<<i></i>Kathwee> but lets change topic
<<i></i>Kathwee> hehe /ok
* Majin changes topic to 'Okay'

[Linus]

Doomgaze is a dirty, dirty Sealab thief.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

[09:58pm] ·Krel· Ahw uawa D FUNNWL
[09:58pm] ·Krel· ...
[09:58pm] ·Krel· *She uses a funnel
[09:58pm] ·Shorty· Dude. I didn't get a word of that.
[09:58pm] ·Krel· Shut up, my hands were off xP

[Loony BoB]

<<i></i>Zack> I hope a really hot necrophiliac chic tries to do something to me when I die.

<<i></i>Sarah\Kami> No, no, please no. Daniel. Don't take away teh naked cuddles.

[Kossage]

[Zell] Still? Put some clothes on already, Daniel
[RY89] Yeah.
[_] Why?
[Sarah\Kamis|Sleep] Night. <3
[_] It's the weekend and there's nobody home.
[Zell] Because.
[rik] NO!
[_] *shrugs*
[Zell] XD
[rik] You're neet sleepin Sarah\Kamis!
[rik] EVER!
[_] Clothes are merely an inconvenience.
[RY89] They're children about... <_<; hiding... newbs.
[_] So? D=
[_] They can't see me.
[Sarah\Kamis|Sleep] Erik. =o
[RY89] xD
[Zell] At least stop mentioning that you're naked, then
[RY89] Yeah.
[_] If they want to, they can ask nicely.
[RY89] True.
[Kossage] This is going to get quoted, you know?
[RY89] xD
[_] >=O I'll mention I'm naked whenever I damned well please!
[_] Particularly if it's part of a joke.
[_] Like the cuddlin' thing.
[Kossage]
[_] Fiend.
[_]

I think that was quite funny. It happened about one minute after I entered the chat, so yay.

[Shorty]

_> I'm naked.

Sarah\Kami> Laurens. *cuddle*
Skwoo|AoE2> *loves them all* *cuddles* <3
_> *cuddles back* *still naked*
_> Oh, wait.
Skwoo|AoE2> *throws a towel*
_> Crap.
Sarah\Kami> xDDDDDDDDDDD
Skwoo|AoE2> Put that on. >_o
_> *dies*
Skwoo|AoE2> Craptastic.
_> You both start with S and have the same length of nickname

[Yoshix]

-Rirse- Hey Super Yoshi
-SuperYosh- Hey Rirse
* Rirse jumps on Yoshi's back and...accidently eats Nessa. ;_;
-SuperYosh- Your a finalist for a ciddie =O
* Him eats Rirse
* Rirse is immune to being eaten by any form.
-SuperYosh- lol
-Nero- Good thing you aren't a girl
-Nero- ¬_¬
-Magus- how is super Yoshi any diffrent from the regular one?
-SuperYosh- Cause
-Rirse- He can fly and talk.
-SuperYosh- yeah
-Magus- ah
-Dragonessa- bah
-Rirse- Oh and he doesn't trout all the time like regular Yoshi.
* Him consumes Rirse's id via sideburns
-Dragonessa- Blue Yoshis can fly
-SuperYosh- right
* Rirse is immune to being eaten by any form.
-Dragonessa- and they dont "trout"
-Dragonessa- they lay eggs :P
-Him- blue yoshi's > all
* Magus makes Super Yoshi spit out the nessa
-Rirse- The nickname for Yoshi around here is "The troutter"
-Dragonessa-O.o
-Raes_Moonstar- o.O
-Rirse- O.o
-Magus- 0.0
-Magus- I win
-Dragonessa- no you don't

haw

[Loony BoB]

<<i></i>penis> Hmm.
<<i></i>vagina> &_&
<<i></i>penis> I'm stuck!
<<i></i>penis> #eoff Cannot change nickname while banned on channel
<<i></i>penis> I'm banned o_o
<<i></i>Levian> xD
* Retrieving #eoff modes...
* penis sets mode: -b *Penis*!*@*
<<i></i>Levian> You have to stay penis forever
* penis is now known as Loony_BoB
<<i></i>Levian> pfft
* Levian is now known as penis
* Ragnarok sets mode: +b *Penis*!*@*
* penis was kicked by Ragnarok (banned: requested)
<<i></i>vagina> o_o
<<i></i>Loony_BoB> xD
<<i></i>Loony_BoB> Classic timing.