Spatvark: Work bitch! I demand you work so I can mock you in the confines of the SSS forum and pour scorn upon thee! Cower mortal before my mighty sword of fire which I shall strike thee down with mighty vengeance if ye do not slave away upon pages for the site!
bennator0: *phears*
Spatvark: I hope that pep talk helped a bit *nods*
bennator0: It sure did
Spatvark: *checks* Yup, that's all I have to say *goes to anonymously pee in various people's back gardens and through their postboxes*
bennator0: of course