In all seriousness(?), the book sounds like a good idea. Distributing it in Word or PDF format would work well, too - until comedians start editing it...
But reallym the only setback would be finding members with the time and inclination to undertake a project like this with no foreseeable rewards.

It'd be great, but how could you possibly pick just a few good quotes out of the reams of divine prose that's been posted here?