***Storyline! I can usually look past everything except story. I need plot twists, I need betrayal, I need action! My dad is just a ing gun whore. If he sees me reading dialouge boxes he says: "What the are you doing? Where's the ing killing?" "But dad I am playing an RPG. I've told you before that not all games are senseless destruction and poorly designed naked women like Duke Nukem." "I don't wanna hear nothin' bad about the duke. This trout is boring as ! Where's the blood? Where's the guts? Where's the naked women?" *I point to ESRB rating of T* "What the ? Get this in' trout offa my screen."****

My dad and your dad seem to share the same opinion
"Where The $%#@ IS the ACtion? Where are the scantily clad BIT^$EST Son, are you a fruit or something?"

-Of course my dad plays golf games on the Pc so i don't take him too seriosly.