Storyline! I can usually look past everything except story. I need plot twists, I need betrayal, I need action! My dad is just aing gun whore. If he sees me reading dialouge boxes he says: "What the
are you doing? Where's the
ing killing?" "But dad I am playing an RPG. I've told you before that not all games are senseless destruction and poorly designed naked women like Duke Nukem." "I don't wanna hear nothin' bad about the duke. This trout is boring as
! Where's the blood? Where's the guts? Where's the naked women?" *I point to ESRB rating of T* "What the
? Get this
in' trout offa my screen."