This is dumb, I hope it backfires.
This is dumb, I hope it backfires.
What're his views on child slavery?
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
This is almost enough to make me actually send in those voter registration papers people keep giving me. Almost.
What can the non-Cali. residences of EOFF do to help. I wanna actually see a member in a government office.
DanieLoony: Congratulations and good luck. If I were from California, you'd have my full support. You're doing a great service. God bless you.
Westska21: ...what?
Auto response from DanieLoony: Pretending to cook pasta.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Yah, I think that counts as telling him.
It wasn't even him that gave it away. I had no clue what was going on. Then I got another one, and he mentioned me being skanker, so I knew what was up. Had me a little freaked out though. I'm down for running for governor as long as I don't have to do any work, and won't have to spend any money. I mean, if our president has time to take a nap everyday, how hard could being governor be? I can't believe that picture is there... I had to be like 14 or 15 there... here's a more recent picture of me for posters anyone would like to make... I hope this works.
I've always been bad at that. Try clicking this...
It didn't work.
If you need a PR guy, let me know.
It works when you right-click on the link and save it 'as'. Hi Skank.You must be pretty proud of your Ducks.
('-'*)/ - "sup"
A Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies shirt?
Hell, you got my vote boy.
I am well aware of the fact that I am 16 and live in England. But, if votes can be rigged, rig me up good. Jus' rig me up good.
Please, get that office. I will laugh so much if you do. And Snizz, just take out the loan in Brians name anyway.
You could do with the cash.
Chaos
Can I be the Daimyo of the midwest when you become Emperor, Skanky?
Some further helpful responses.
Skanker is definitely for equal rights. His record speaks for itself in showing that he will absolutely not tolerate intolerance. For example, this out-of-context quote reveals his tough stand on the use of sexist language:Originally posted by Asorie
He's shown his interest in equal rights by supporting "All Male (and Asorie) Group Hugs" in the EoFF staff!
Westska21: "Bitch hoe skank" is okay, but not "slut".
If by 'backfires' you mean "has a result that is the opposite of what is expected," then I share your sentiment. After all, Skanksky doesn't have a chance of being able to buy a major election in this country, and if the plans I described were actually carried out, we'd all surely be convicted of at least a dozen different felonies. If, on the other hand, you simply mean that you hope that the effort to get Skanker elected fail, then I humbly request that you kindly and with all due haste go to hell.Originally posted by HOOTERS
This is dumb, I hope it backfires.
Well, when you ask most candidates, you're probably going to hear a lot about how the unlucky Thirteenth Amendment forbids the institution of slavery in the United States. But at a time like this, we true patriotic Americans must know that anyone who goes around talking about 'the Constitution' or 'human rights' is a terrorist. Besides, what kids these days need most is some good ol'-fashioned discipline: now they just go to their public schools and learn how to smoke crack and quote Karl Marx in Arabic from some dirty hippy who spends all his obscenely large paychecks on male prostitutes. They get told things like "education is an end in itself" and go on to some worthless liberal arts college to major in 'gender studies' or 'philosophy' so that they won't be able to get a real job and can just mooch off welfare and invite a bunch of illegal immigrants over the border to take jobs away from decent Americans and spread venereal disease.Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
What're his views on child slavery?
Where was I? Oh, yeah--child slavery. Kids need a taste of the lash, that's for sure! The kind of strong work ethic that made this country great doesn't come from nowhere, you know, and kids certainly won't get it from more so-called 'education' and 'positive reinforcement'. No, sir! They should be picking cotton and skimming the slag off of molten steel! And it's not like children have rights, anyway. They're the property of their parents, who shouldn't be letting this most precious resource go to waste.
That's a good, albeit improperly punctuated, question. A common misconception about voting in this election is that you actually have to be a citizen and a resident of the state of California to do it. That's nothing but a myth, and here's what you can do to get around help:Originally posted by Shin Akuma
What can the non-Cali. residences of EOFF do to help.
1. Register to vote in California under an assumed name. It helps if you have the name and Social Security number of a recently-dead person, but you really don't even have to use the identity of an actual human being: fictional characters, pets, or large home appliances will do just fine.
2. On the part of the registration card that asks for your home address or a description of your residence, explain that you are a hobo and sleep in a different dumpster every night.
3. Request an absentee ballot for each 'voter' you've registered. To thwart potential investigators from the Federal Election Commission, have them all sent to post office boxes in another country.
4. Record your vote for Skanker on the ballots, and mail them the designated location. And you're done! Thanks for taking part in the Skanker for Governor campaign.
[turkey noises]
*lmaoz* And I agree.Where was I? Oh, yeah--child slavery. Kids need a taste of the lash, that's for sure! The kind of strong work ethic that made this country great doesn't come from nowhere, you know, and kids certainly won't get it from more so-called 'education' and 'positive reinforcement'. No, sir! They should be picking cotton and skimming the slag off of molten steel! And it's not like children have rights, anyway. They're the property of their parents, who shouldn't be letting this most precious resource go to waste.
We need leaders like that in Finland, too. Kids these days... I will give my kids their share of belt. That's for sure.
('-'*)/ - "sup"
Well, I'm convinced.
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
Wow, man. You are one clever bastard, Snizz. Pulling that out of context and all that. I would seriously win an election... maybe. I would be even more popular in the bay area because of my keen fashion sense. Girls pants, nail polish, tight shirts, you name it, I've got it. Well, not really. But maybe someday...
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