Well, I'm pretty sure that I don't have this worm/virus thing. There's no trace of it on my computer. I was able to run the scan completely but it came up with nothing.

Right now I'm having a heck of a time getting the patch to install, but I suspect that's because of my computer settings, not because of this worm/virus.

But I don't think I'll have to reformat since I don't appear to have this thing. Thank you everyone who attempted to help me, I appreciate it a lot!