http://www.gentoo.org/

Never send reports back to MS, nope. It's not like they don't already know how crash-prone their OS is anyways. It's not really that helpful having Windows tell you the error messages either, unless you can read a core dump / raw register contents. i.e., unless you're a human CPU. Best to just shut your eyes and pretend the crash never happened. Kind of like Windows does itself, I guess.

"My Windows Program v2003.0.6.5.5456 has just performed My Illegal Operation, due to My Shoddy Code. Please click My OK Button to close My Window. 0x09344958 0x03030405 0x09384756 0x00039844"