<a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/" style="text-decoration: none; color: white; cursor: default">This paragraph is a link. Click me please There's only a <b>style="text-decoration: none; color: white; cursor: default"</b> stuck inside the A tags to remove the underline, leave it white like normal post text, and prevent the cursor from changing </a>

There's also a way to do it with STYLE tags in the HEAD, but I can't remember how