An important question.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I heard that if you beat the game in 1 hour and get the celestial jewel for the secret underground ogre in the house in Costa Del SOl or whatever that place is, and you take it to the guy who gives you tokens in the golden saucer, he'll give you a magic potion called "LIFE JUICE" that when you mix with a revive you can bring back Aeris and she has super laser powers and it's revealed that she's really a tentacle robot sent from Pluto to populate the world with Robot-Cloud babies. Is this true?

[Linus]

No. That's Final Fantasy VI, you idiot.

[MecaKane]

OMG WAT
Bring her back from what?!?!!?!?!?
OMG NOEEEEE ;________;
I just got her to level 99, but there's no way back into midgarrrrrrr!!!!!
All that time wasted.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Are you sure? Because my friend's brother's dog's previous owner's cousin' roommate's maid's son said that if you take 99 tissues to the ogre he'll battle you and you can only beat him by throwing toy soldiers at him and if you beat him he'll give you the celetial jewel.

And I don't remember Aeris in VI. Maybe I wasn't paying attention.

[Linus]

Oh.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Kane: If you equip Aeris with Auto-Revive she won't die. cuz she'll be awakened automatically!

[Linus]

Revive brings you back from KO, not death.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Oh, you need the celestial jewel then too. you need to junction both of them. and then she'll wake up and kick sephrioth's ass.

[Spatvark]

Aww, this feels like when I first got knighted and you made me chase you guys all over the forums, cleaning up after you <3