- you get a knife and slash some random dude and claim that he won't die because he's level 100

- instead of speaking an actual language, you go "kupo kupo kupoooooooo" and expect someone to know what you're saying

- kuppoooo kupo kupooo kupo

- you let the bully take the first punch because your ATB gauge is still filling

- you write to a PS mag saying this:

"I have found an error in Final Fantasy VII, FFVIII, FFIX and probably a few other games. On the world map, going off the top edge brings you to the bottom, and going of the left side brings you to the right(and vice versa). At some point in each of those three games, the world you're traveling though is a sphere. But that's impossible, given the way the world map is. If you take a piece of paper and make the two opposite edges meet, then wrap the resulting cyclinder around to make the other two edges meet, you would find that the worlds for FFVII-IX are shaped like...donuts. Do you think Squaresoft will ever fix this?

- you breed a chicken and an ostrich to each other so you get a chocobo and then you try to encourage chocobo racing as an after school activity.

- you write up a list of "You know you play too much FF when.."

- when you are convinced that planes move because of "Mist"

- when you have a girl in the room and play "Eyes on Me" or "Melodies of Life" as the romantic music

- when you do the above with "One Winged Angel"

- when you ask someone to beat you up so you can check out you very own limit break/trance/overdrive.

- when you do a victory pose after you beat the hell out of an innocent bystander on the street.