-you intereact with your pets by, rather than calling their name, voluminously bellowing "KWEH!!", and subsequently expecting a heartfelt response.

-when at the pharmacy, you request that they stock up on ethers and other such products

-you attempt to breed your pets by utilizing different nuts to get a gold chocobo.

-you actually use the phrase "you spoony bard" in daily conversation.

- finally (and most pitifully) no girl lives up to your expectations, as no one resembles tifa lockheart in her entirety.