How you know you've been playing too much ff

[jimbojim]

You've played too much FF if

1-You roam the field play during the sunlight in the sand square looking for cactuars.

2-You try to cast Ultima to all your enemies at school.

3-You try to breed a tiger and a panther to make a Ronso

4-you keep saying ',ya?' at the end of your sentences

and my favourite

5-you always start your sentence with your first name instead of 'I'...'Rémy happy' 'Dave look not happy. Rémy sad'...with a low voice tone.

[DJZen]

if you get jokes like "son of a submariner!"

if you notice all the discrepencies from one version of a game to the next (i.e. FF1->FF1 origins)

if you have a memory card devoted exclusively to FF saves

if you sat down and programmed a FF ringtone into your phone

if you were at an Otakon and spent more than two lines detailing the inacuracies of someone's costume

....You might play too much FF

[DMKA]

When you unintentionally mention "Yevon" when giving a speech in a world religons class (yes, I did this).

[DMKA]

When you acutally notice something like this, then take the time to actually edit it like this, then take the time to find a server to upload it to, then upload it, then post it on this forum...

And double posting on top of it all.

[zacks_clone]

the rooster ostrige thing i was actually planning on doing...-.-;;

and the 'ya' on the end of the sentence i do aswell...

-You memorize almost everything a certian chracter says in a game(...-ffVII' Sephiroth I actually have I believe)

- you try to do your hair up like certain characters just because its so cool!(...Cloud and Zack-Im guilty there-.-;

-You try to summon KOTR from a red colored marble.

-You set a toy village on fire and try to walk through the flames.

[Enoki]

me and my friend once tryed to learn al behd. but we gave up because we couldnt pronounce anything. it did make for a good code to write in though.

you know you've played too much FF when your not afraid of fire because you have junctioned enough fire spells to be able to absorb them as hp

and

when you take credit for meteor showers because you "summond" them

[TheSpoonyBard]

When you finally pluck up the courage to ask out the sexy dark-haired girl you've fancied for 3 years and end up calling her Lulu!

[ForeverZeroUltima]

when you go to a joint, buy a drink, tap someone on the shoulder, they when he looks in your direction you quickly go to his other side and poison his drink. then you run to another person, laugh, knock him down, kick him, and set him on fire. he will run around and burn down the bar while you panic and run out. the bar will burn down and you will............laugh