*scene where Sepheroth falls from the sky and stabs Aeris in the back*
Aeris to herself: hmmm this is the tenth time weve done this scene... and i really dont like the way it ends.... i no what'll make it better!
*Sepheroth drops down and Aeris moves out of the way and starts beatin the hell out of Sepheroth with her staff till it breaks*
director: cut cut cut! Aeris your supposed to die! not beat up Sephy.... oh and Sephy, your payin for that staff!
Sepheroth:oh for god's sake...
*after a battle cloud swings his sword around and rests it on his shoulder with the blade facing down, cutting off his right arm*
Cloud: it happened again!
*scene where they drop from the airplane and they parachute down into midgar*
Tifa: ok cloud you can do this, just when your in the air and close to the ground just pull the cord, ok?
Cloud: ok
*they all jump out of the plane and fall to the ground then pull their rip cords, cloud puls his but nothing comes out and tifa tells him to pull the emergency cord and he does and nothing comes out.....cloud drops to the groud and light speed*
director: cut cut cut! cloud your not supposed to die here at this scene.... oh and Sephy your payin for his operations at the hospital
Sepheroth:oh for god's sake...