Sephiroth: I have decided to become a baker.
Cloud: A master baker?
Sephiroth: Is there any other bakers?
FADE OUT
Cloud: And that's the flashback.
Tifa: Bread's nice.
Nanaki: Yeah.
Nobuo Uematsu: Cloud can I have sex with you.
Cloud: Ok.
Sephiroth: I have decided to become a baker.
Cloud: A master baker?
Sephiroth: Is there any other bakers?
FADE OUT
Cloud: And that's the flashback.
Tifa: Bread's nice.
Nanaki: Yeah.
Nobuo Uematsu: Cloud can I have sex with you.
Cloud: Ok.
Bloomer the First
Tifa: Hi Cloud
Cloud: BOOBS LOL wah hahahaahhah okay lemme try again
Director: CUT CUT!! Clouuuddddddd! *shake fist*
Bloomer the Second
Cloud: I am going to meet this The Captain of Rocket Towne
[Cloud enters The Captain's house]
Cloud: Hello Captain are you there
[The Captain is wearing a bunny suit]
Captain (Cid): Hello Cloud *straight face*
Cloud: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH YOU TRICKSTER!!
Captain: hahhahahahhaha CID, MORE LIKE 'KID' AM I RITE?
Director [off stage[: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAH
Captain: AM I RITE HERE FOLKS HAHAHAHAH
Bloomer the Third
Guard: WUT R U DOING HERE IN NARSHE!!!1!!!!
Cloud: o rly
BOU: There's my bloomers hope u like em folks
goku
Originally posted by Sin Harvesttheres more of you!?alright kiddies, its nap time now. then its art and craft time to make those dolls
Geez, looks like u've never read fanfictions. I take that back, ...u've probly never even HEARD of fanfictions. leave 'em alone! This is funny!
Tifa: OK OK I have a joke! A guy walks into a bar and says "ow!"
Cloud: That's lame. You suck.
Tifa: WAIT I DIDN'T FINISH! He says "ow" and I kick him in the nuts!
Director: GUUUUUUUUUUYS CUT
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Reno: Oh oh I'm so cool oh oh look at mah cool hair oh oh oh.
Tifa: *sekz*
Director: DAMMIT RENO STOP BEING SEXY
Reno: Sorry I can't help it!
Cloud: *sekz*
Barret: *sekz*
Director: CUT CUT CUT I WANNA SEKZ TOO
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lol
Oh man MEGATON BURN~!!Originally posted by K-chan
Geez, looks like u've never read fanfictions. I take that back, ...u've probly never even HEARD of fanfictions.
d00d k-chan lay off 'im okay he's just a kid I mean come on
goku
Cloud is in the Library with Sephiroth
Sephiroth:See you at the Reunion
Throws materia at cloud
Cloud:ow, bleurgh
Spews on the script
Director:cut, that scripts coming out of you pay Sephiroth
Sephiroth:C
*Cloud snowboard scene*
Cloud: WOOHOO! I MADE IT TO THE BOTTOM!
ASPCA: Dude.... you ran over 39 penguins and 16 moogles. I'm gonna have to take you in
Cloud: What? Hey ..... can't this wait?
ASPCA: No.
Cloud: I hate this world
*Runaway Train Scene*
*train flies off the mountain
Cloud: well..... screw that
Director: Thats coming out of your paycheck Cloud!
Sephiroth: HAHAH! NOT ME NOT ME NOT ME!!
Director: Sephy your' paying for the swords so shut up.
Sephiroth: dang you all.......
First Don Corneo scene:
Don Corneo: 'Why am I doing this?'
'1. Because I am prepared to die.
2.Because I sure I will win
3.Because I am not know what is going on'
Cloud: 'Can I use a lifeline?'
Sorry! I was in a bad mood. *shrugs* I just don't like people dissing fanfics like that. Hey! on a lighter note, there's a great place for fanfics, called Fanfiction.netOh man MEGATON BURN~!!d00d k-chan lay off 'im okay he's just a kid I mean come on
Cool, I'll check it out later! thx
edit: hay cool check this out
edit 2: this 2! (lol pun)
edit 3: pun means a play on words
Last edited by Big Ogre Umaro; 11-09-2003 at 02:20 AM.
goku
I would just like to say that I'm amazed that no one has pulled one on the Mukki scenes or the Dio "Entertain Me!" line. The Aeris dying scene seems popular, though.
yeah aeris dying was a real crowed pleaser of the many of these threads that have been all around the net.
aeris death scene take 1
aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stabs her in the back before slipping and hitting his head on the handle of his sword. Cloud and aeris fall over laughing.
CUUUT
Take 2
aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stabs her in the back. Aeris says "OW"
Cut. Ok Aeris do you think you could say something more dramatic? OK? Right
Take 3
aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stavs her in the back aeris says "CLOUD I AM YOU'RE FATHER"
Cut WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. I DONT CARE IF IT WORKED FOR GOERGE LUCAS. GET BACK. ok fine try to tone down the seriosness a bit then.
take 4
aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stabs her in the back she says "I need poopy"
Cut Fine go with the dramatic but no father stuff. OK?
Take 5
aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stabs aeris in the back. She says "Cloud Ive been meaning to tell you this for a while and well, Im gay"
CUUUUT. THAT MAKES NO SENSE IN THIS STORY WHATSOEVER GET BACK THERE. Just dont say anything.
Take 6
aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky. aeris steps out of the way and sephiroth crumples in a heap on the floor Cloud starts laughing so much he falls over the banister and into the water.
Cut. Ok right were gonna need some recasting
Take 7
Tifa is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. heigdagger drops brick like from the sky and flattens her.
cut. well its the best so far.
take 15
Yuffie is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. nanaki drops cat like from the sky with the marasume taped to his hands.
Cut, this just isn't gonna work
Take 21
scarlet is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. cait sith drops marshmellow like from the sky. barret blasts him out of the air with his hand cannon within seconds and shouts "I pity the fooool". small bits of fluf float down from the sky.
CUT, Barret did you know how much it costs to make pure marshmellow actors. Thats coming out of your wages.
Take 48
aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky, misses and breaks his marasume.
CUT, AWW FOR GAWDS SAKE. WE ONLY HAD ONE.
Take 49
aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky and stabs her in the back with a large pencle.
CUT, I Dont know why I try anymore.
TAKE 63
aeris is standing in the city, light billows from behind her. sephiroth drops cat like from the sky (and takes out his marasume that he recently brought form primart.) and stabs her in the back. The force knocks her onto the floor she starts shouting "JEEZ I need a damn raise. You can find be in my trailer" and walks of still impaled by the 6 ft long sword.
Word/s.
flower scene in the beginning
Aeris: would you like a flower?They are only 1 gil
Cloud: WTF MUTHA FUGGA WHAT DO YOU THINK IM MADE OF MONEY!!!!!??????!!!!
while at the honey bee inn
One of the dancers: you know cloud,we should get busy.
Tifa behind the cameras: hey
Director: cut,settle your "Privacies" after the scene
getting caught in elevator at shinra HQ
Rude: would you press the button for local grocery store please?
scene with reeve estimating the cost of sector7 damage
Reeve: calculating the damage i suppose i could fix it with a piece of gum,a rubber band and a paper clip.
scene with finding prez shinra dead
Director: Cut,Sephiroth you are supposed to carry masamune with you.You are so uncareing about your materials.Thats coming out of your paycheck
Sephiroth: grr
flashback scene in kalm with the broken bridge
Sephiroth: damn,director that really hurt,who was the idiot who made that bridge.
Director: umm,oopsy
scene when seph rips off the winged jenova cover.
Sephiroth: but now im here mommy and i brought some tasty snacks for you.
Tseng at Mythril Mines.
Tseng: Oh and tell aeris that he wouldnt be late to our date tomorrow.
Cloud: hey
at fort condor first time
old man: we are making scientific research on this condor and we want its huge delecious egg to be safe so when it hatches we would have a giant chicken dinner.
director:...
old man:hey,i was hungry
rufus's parade
people from pollution center: whos gonna clean up the mess from your stupid parade.
director: dont worry,sephiroth can hire some cleaners out of his pay.
sephiroth:
when doing tricks at rufus
Cloud: after doing some tricks,falls down tired.
Director: cloud did you eat too much again?
at cargo ship
Soldier wanting to go to costa del sol: Ship,Ship take us away,take us away,far away,to the future we will go,where it leads noone knows.
Director: ...
Soldier: Hey selphie's my ex girl friend.damn irvine
Irvine: "evil snicker"
meeting Hojo ast costa del sol
cloud: damn hojo's so lucky.Why cant i have parts like that
Director: i could make you Hojo but youd have to wear toxic make up and grow your forehead increadbly huge for that
Hojo:hey we cant all be lucky freaks.
Cloud to director: i'll pass
Cloud to Hojo: yea whatever.
While on the train to Gold Saucer
Cloud: WOO WE'RE FLYING!!!!!
Cait sith at gold saucer telling fortune
Cait sith: Your future hold that you will meet a handsom cat riding on a moogle
Cloud: umm,reeve!!??
Scarlet(mimicing reeve's voice): Yes,cutey?
Cloud: Scarlet,for the MILLIONTH time i dont like you.
Director: Scarlet,I like you
Scarlet to Director: aww "hugs director"
Dyne explaining that Marlene is his daughter
Barret: So Elmyra cheated on me huh?With my best friend.
Dyne: No it was Eleanorn who was her mother
Barret: ...wtf?Thats worse.I though he only sexed with me?
Dyne: BARRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While the long speech bugenhagen gives you at the observatory
Bugenhagen: blablabla...meteor
Cloud: ooh shiny
The tea scene at the rocket town (1)
Cid:Why my good sirs,sit down and drink your nice Lipton tea.
The tea scene at the rocket town (2)
Palmer: Oh nothing with the tea for me.Possibly light too.
Director: Palmer you are supposed to speak fat.
Palmer: But im on diet
EVeryone: O_O
At Wutai when yuffie giving back materia
Yuffie: sorry,i have this thing for bouncy balls
At Gold Saucer
Dio: Entertain me.
Cloud: 'Kay so you want Aeris,Tifa or Yuffie to do that.
Aeris&Tifa&Yuffie: NEVER!!!
Director: We could get Scarlet
Scarlet: WOOOO!!!!!!!MY DREAM COME TRUE!!!
At Ancients Castle(cait sith's sacrifice)
Cloud (cheerleader style): 10,7,8,9 Go get the ball
At ancients castle(black materia scene with seph)
Sephiroth: uuh gimme super bouncy ball so i could play catch with mommy and daddy.
Jenova&Hojo: oh son,youre the best
At excavate town(sleeping forest)
Cloud(uses lunar harp)
Sleeping forest: QUIT THAT RACKET!!!
Director: AHEM
Sleeping forest: Oh is it show time already. Uuh im deeply sorry.
Aeris death scene
Sephiroth (at plane about to drop): But im scared
Director: oh god.Ok we'll benji jump ya.
Sephiroth falls down with benji jump and stops just before aeris
Director: oh man...
scene at ancient vill with cloud blabbering about how seph took everything away from him
Cloud: Sephiroth took everything away from me:my lunch ,my comics,20 dollars,oh man.
Scene when elena rolls down snowboard area
Moogle at the snowboard area: hey what is that?
Elena: I'm rolling down a steep hill,what do you think im gaining snowboard game points here?
At the reunion area with those cloaked guys.
Sephiroth(at a table called "free hotdogs"
Cloaked guy (zombie like voice): Hot dog... yummy...sephiroth king...
The materia scene with cloud giving seph black materia
Cloud: WOO LOOK AT ME IM BREAKING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY,YEAH!
Scene with Seph in materia
Seph: I'm not decent,what you waving me with that ball for cloud.GIVE ME SOME CLOTHES!!!
Scarlet watching up: Ooh
Seph: PLEASE CLOUD PLEASE IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING GIVE ME SOME CLOTHES!!!!
Weapon breakout scene
Weapons: Now we can make our wishes come true.
Ruby: Hey guys how about we go have some beer.
I'll pay
Weapons: WOO LETS GO!!!
Rufus blabbering to heidegger about weapon
Rufus(sweating): They have drained all our beer. This is a global catasthrope.Quick,heidegger shoot them before they decide to make another round
Cloud sick scene
Cloud: Yo,Guys hows it going
Director: ahem,the script
Cloud: oh yeah...i mean uuh aah
Train crash scene
Selphie: Train,Train take us away,take us away,far away,to the future we will go,where it leads noone knows.
Director: Umm selphie?Why are you here?
Selphie: I like trains
Lifestream scene ala Tifa&Cloud (1)
Tifa: IM DROWNING AAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lifestream scene ala Tifa&Cloud (2)
Cloud(watching at that kneeling shadow): How did i get up there???
Fort Condor Scene(condor fall)
Old man: FOOD!!!!!WOO AT LAST!!!!!!
Bugenhagen hinting for ancient key
Bugenhagen: bla bla sunlight cant reach bla bla
Cloud: Umm...The soup tifa makes?
Tifa: hey i added water in it last time
Cloud: Then I'm clueless
Big robot scene at midgar
Cloud: Umm scarlet why did u add deodorant and a ribbon to the robot
Scarlet: To impress the director,silly
Director: Rawr
Hojo at cannon scene
Hojo: Son,I promised to buy you a raygun.Now here i am
Later raygun brakes down
Director: I'll cancel your hot costa del sol scenes for this
Seph and cloud final fight scene
Cloud(watching seph fall down in blood): How come you were so easy to defeat?
Sephiroth: I ran out of steroids...
Aeris hint scene
Cloud: I believe we can find her there.
Tifa: who?
Cloud: the girl at honey bee inn,we never got busy
Lifestream scene when strings come out
Director(to effect people): KNIT FASTER!!!!!
Marlene watching out of window scene
Marlene: blablabla.Oops.AAAHHHH "falls down"
Final scene with Nanaki
Nanaki running to cliff: AAAH WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???"sees cliff"
Nanaki's wife: end of the line honey.You are my pupps father so now you have to take care of them
Nanaki: ...okay fine...
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thanks! ^_~ *ROFL* there are some GREAT ficcys. Just go to the category "Humor" and Voila! there are some hilarious ones out there!Cool, I'll check it out later! thxCool, edit: hay cool check this out
edit 2: this 2! (lol pun)
edit 3: pun means a play on words
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*scene where weapon comes and rufus shoots it with ray gun of doom*
Rufus: ok prepare to fire.
*sin comes shooting out of water*
sin: GWAHAHAHAHA hey theres a lot of you, and wats this big gun thing pointing at my face?
Rufus:FIRE! FIRE!
director:CUT! this is final fantasy VII. studio 10 is out there, straight down corridor, turn left and you will come to a door saying FF10.
Sin: ok sorry so sorry. i - BLAAAAAARRRGHH!!!!
Director: huh? what the -
Rufus: did i say fire? erm...err SCARLET TOLD ME TO DO IT!
Scarlet: hey dont bring me into this, it was you who went all trigger-happy.
Director: Hey rufus you've just killed the bad guy of FF10! the director is gonna be sooo over my ass.
*FF10 director busts in*
FF10 director: ooh is am SOOO over your ass!
FFVII director:erm....hey look a flying blitzball!*points**runs off*
FF10 director:what?...err...hey i dont see no-HEY COME BACK HERE!*chases out of door*
Cloud:hey barret wanna go get a soda?
Barret:sure why not?
*all walk off*
Cloud:directors these days huh?
Red XIII:tell me about it...
(back to set)
clean up man:so im left to clear up the mess as usual!how am i meant to pick sin up? nnnnnnnngghhh!!!!*tries to lift* ahh forget it.
*sephy walks in*
seph: hey guys are we ready to - huh?
*director runs past door*
Director:sephy your payin for this mess!*runs off, still being chased*
Sephy: oh for god's sake.....
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