Create Your own Final Fantasy7 Mistakes! (Info inside And there will be spoilers)

[MJN SEIFER]

I thought it would be fun to create mistakes "Bloomers" I thnk there called! (Like when someone messes up acting!) Here's some of mine!

(After The battle with Jenova Cloud takes the Aeris to the water)

Aeris: AHHHH! Cold!

Cloud: Your suposed to be DEAD! Stupid

Director: Cut!

(Clouds Story Sephiroth goes mad)

Sephiroth: Was I mad like this
(Attacks everything with his sword until SNAPED!)

Sephiroth: Oh Crap!

Director: Cut! and your payin for that sword Sephy!

Sephiroth: O for gods sake....


(After the story Barret meets Cloud Downstairs of Kalm inn)

Barret: hey Cloud If we get seperated You should take this!

Cloud: What is it?

Barret: It's a PHS! A Party Hentai System!

Director: CUT! CUT! CUT!!! Barret! It's "Hensei" Not "Hentai"!! What are you thinking of man?!

Ok there not that good but maybe you can do better?

[Sin Harvest]

.....what the ?
no seriously, what the man ?
mabey it would be more fun if we made clouds and tifa's out of ken and barbie dolls and played ff house.
i only see one mistake here man, and its a living one.
you daffodill.

[HOOTERS]

*Guy in pipe scene*

Aeris: This guy is sick!

Director: Cut! It's "this guy ARE sick", stupid.

[Female Ryuichi]

Tifa:yes let's go to the promise land
*fart noise*
Cid: Wasn't me
Yuffie: Cid!
Vincent: Highwind that sinks!
Cloud: Please don't say we have to do this again
Director: CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!

[Flare_Star]

*sephiroth comes falling down on aeris with sword*

Seph: Damn! missed!and my sword is........oh,crap.
Director: That's ANOTHER sword your payin for sephy!
Seph: Oh for god's sake.....

EDIT: new version!

*sephiroth comes fallling down on aeris with sword*

seph: damn! missed! and my sword is........oh crap.
Director: thats comin outta your wages sephy!
Seph: oh for god's sake.......w-w-wages!? i have wages?
aeris: what! how come he gets wages and i dont!?
Cloud: hey what about me? IM the main character here!
Barret: you've been keeping all our wages!
Director: Now, Now people......
Red XIII: BURN HIM!
All: BURN HIM! BURN HIM! BURN HIM!

[Breine]

(in the beginning of the game)

Barret: What's your name?
Cloud: ...............?
Barret: *Whispering* CLOUD... it's Cloud, silly...
Cloud: Uhm, I'm Claude...?
Barret: *sighs*... Not again...
Director: CUT CUT CUT!

[Sefie1999AD]

Cid: "Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your... oh blarg, I can't do this."
Director: "Cut!"

Cloud: "Umm... how 'bout your parents?"
Sephiroth: "My mother is Jenova. She died right after she gave birth to me. My father... ha ha ha... ha ha ha... hahahahahahaha..." (begins to ROFL)
Director: "Cut! You're the villain! You're not supposed to lose yourself while laughing!"

Aeris: "But Mr. Don. I'd like you to explain something to me first..."
Don Corneo: "Of course, my dear. I'll take you through it slowly, step by step. So come on!" (waves his hips)
Aeris: "You sick b**tard!" (kicks Don to the groin area)
Don Corneo: "Ouch!!"
Director: "Cut! Will you two just get along for this scene, PLEASE?!"

Tifa: "You forgot the promise, too."
Cloud: "Promise?"
Tifa: "So you DID forget. Remember... Cloud. It was eight years ago..."
Cloud: "I thought you were supposed to say it was seven years ago."
Director: "Cut!"

Tifa: "You forgot the promise, too."
Cloud: "Promise?"
Tifa: "So you DID forget. Remember... Cloud. It was seven years ago..."
Cloud: "Uhh, yeah, but which memory scene are we going to play now?"
Director: "Oh my goodness! Cut! Cloud, do you have amnesia IRL or something?"

[Sin Harvest]

theres more of you!?
alright kiddies, its nap time now. then its art and craft time to make those dolls.

[zacks_clone]

This is injoyable for us no lifed,creative peoples!dont spoil our fun!

when don has elena and yuffie upside down on stature

Aeris: "Oh, you're so cute Miss Cloud." :: giggles, turns into fits of laughter::
Cloud :: Deep blush ::
Director: Cut!Aeris, PLEASE!

take 12:

Aeris: "Oh, you're so cute Mi-"
Cloud: God Dammit!If i hear that im a cute one more friggen time-



Barret:How much longer do these stairs go on..."
Tifa:Why don't you ask them?"
Barret:"Are we there yet."
Tifa:"Not yet."
Barret:"...There yet?"
Tifa:"I said not yet you fool!"

Jessie:"My leg got stuck"
Tifa from sidelines: Your just tryin to get at my man!

[Breine]

Heidegger: GWA-HAR-HA-HA-HA *cough* .... I can't do this any longer... *cough*
Director: Cut... drink some tea *sigh*



Cait Sith: *Grrrr*
Director: CUT! Earl, you're supposed to be a toy-cat not a wolf!
Guy in Cait Sith-suit: ...My name's Bob.
Director: Yeah, whatever... WHO DID THE CASTING!?
Cast-guy: Uhm, me...
Director: Would you please get someone called Earl to play the cat!?

[Shayo]

*scene where Sepheroth falls from the sky and stabs Aeris in the back*


Aeris to herself: hmmm this is the tenth time weve done this scene... and i really dont like the way it ends.... i no what'll make it better!

*Sepheroth drops down and Aeris moves out of the way and starts beatin the hell out of Sepheroth with her staff till it breaks*

director: cut cut cut! Aeris your supposed to die! not beat up Sephy.... oh and Sephy, your payin for that staff!

Sepheroth:oh for god's sake...



*after a battle cloud swings his sword around and rests it on his shoulder with the blade facing down, cutting off his right arm*

Cloud: it happened again!









*scene where they drop from the airplane and they parachute down into midgar*

Tifa: ok cloud you can do this, just when your in the air and close to the ground just pull the cord, ok?

Cloud: ok

*they all jump out of the plane and fall to the ground then pull their rip cords, cloud puls his but nothing comes out and tifa tells him to pull the emergency cord and he does and nothing comes out.....cloud drops to the groud and light speed*


director: cut cut cut! cloud your not supposed to die here at this scene.... oh and Sephy your payin for his operations at the hospital


Sepheroth:oh for god's sake...

[m4tt]

Originally posted by Sin Harvest
theres more of you!?
alright kiddies, its nap time now. then its art and craft time to make those dolls.

If you don't want to participate in the thread, then stop posting in it. Your little comments are not needed. Thanks.

[zacks_clone]

Cid: Sher-
Shera: For Gods sake!Iv heard this a thousand times.'Shera this', and 'shera that!'If i hear that man screaming my name one more friggen time im going to scream!
Cid: :: pouts :: Awww.....Sorry shera....
Director: : blinks : Cu-
Shera: Dont you dare give me that look!
Cid :: sniffles ::
Director: -t!
Shera: ....Oh dont cry....
Cid :: sobs ::
Shera: Oh.....poor cidy...
Director:Cut Cut Cut!
Cloud: For pitys sake man!Give them a moment!
Director.: Fine!you run the show Mr.We are on a very tight sch-
No ones listening
Director:...Im retiring.

[Flashback007]

(Diamond Weapon appears from the sea and is about to attack the heroes)

Diamond Weapon sneezes and falls back into the sea.

Guy in the DW-suit: The freaking water is so damn cold. I quit!!!!



(Scene in the Gold Saucer in the hotel where they stay when the cable-car is broken)

Vincent: Cid???
Cid: Yes!!
Director: No, you fool, you must sleep.
Cid: I'm sorry I think I drunk to much coffee.

[zacks_clone]

ohhhh,lol.Funny stuff.Just got one :P

Vincent: Cid?
Cid snores
Vincent pokes him awake:Lets go back to our room
Yuffie: ohhhhhh:: evil gigles:
Vincent: GAH!Sick minded child!:: chases yuffie fireing off gun.Cid goes back to sleep