Semi-Finals
Voting will end after I get off work sometime on Friday.
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Round 3 voting rules: Please vote for 2 males per question, and 1 female per question. This will give you a total of 6 votes. Please read the general voting rules in the first post of this thread before voting. 2 males and 2 females will move on to the final round.
Males
3) Does size matter?
Contestant 1 Aren't we getting a bit too personal here? Anyways, no.
Contestant 2 Big boobies make me happy
Contestant 3 [Insert humerous penis remark here]
Contestant 4 Size makes things interesting.
Contestant 5 Size doesn't always matter. The important thing is to know how best to use it.
20) Complete the sentance: "I'm sorry, Mister President, but __________________________."
Contestant 6 your Sesame Street video broke, if you want to be alone then I understand.
Contestant 7 wetting the bed is not normal at your age
Contestant 8 Iraq is spelt with a 'q'.
Contestant 9 Brian Carper is sitting in the waiting room.
Contestant 10 you really don't want to do that. I'm a guy. Yeah, I know its hard to believe.
Females Lazy bum.
11) Find a definition for "Roogle." What the hell's a Roogle?
Contestant 11 A roogle is what you get when a kangaroo and a moogle fall in love and make a baby.
Contestant 12 A computer virus. :x
14) If Loony BoB was John Lennon, then who would be Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr?
Contestant 13 ~Paul McCartney would be played by Spiff, because I saw this Simpson's episode where Paul McCartney had a vegetarian type garden on the roof of the Quik-E-Mart, and Spiff is a very swampy person, and swamps have green stuff in them and vegetarians eat green stuff.
~George Harrison would be some random newbie who I don’t know but everyone else does, since I really don’t know anything about George Harrison but other people apparently do. Or maybe George Harrison would be The Dude, most people know him but I don’t because I’m a horrible poopy head. Now always remember, Give a Hoot, Don’t Pollute. Because looting polluting is not the way. Hear what Captain Planet has to say: “The Power is yours!” *swoops over head before he crashes into an airplane*
~I would be Ringo Starr, since no one knows who I am *rim shot*
Contestant 14 HOOTERS, HOOTERS and HOOTERS.
