Alright...This is my first try on the bloopers stuff...

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Director: "Alright team. Its LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!

Blank: Welcome to the FF9 Bloopers Episode Special! Sit back, relax, and enjoy...

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Sarah Garnet wakes up from a dream about a storm...looking sadly out the window, she catches sight of an airship...(Prima Vista).

Sarah: "What in the name of Alexander is that??!!! Weimar! Shoot it down!!

Weimar: "Yes your Highness!!"

Director: " CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT!!!!!!!!" WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!? ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SHOT DOWN!!!GET YOUR SCRIPT RIGHT!!!!

Garnet glances at the script...

Garnet: "Oh...sorryyyy...."

10 minutes later...Aboard the Prima Vista...A guy with a tail slides down a pole...Opens a door...

Zidane: "Gee...It sure is dark in here...Guess no one's here yet..."
Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a matchbox...About to light a match when he realises the matchbox is empty.

Zidane: "DAMN."

Director: "Hurry it up!!!"

Zid: " I got it here somewhere...

Suddenly, Baku strolls into the room...(which is still in darknes)

Baku: "What the bloody...(Falls down the stairs in front of him)

Baku: "****"
Director: "HEY watch yer tongue"

Baku: "Zid you trout***"

Zid: "Shut up."

Baku: "Boofhead."

Zidane: " @#@%#!***"

Director: CUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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<Alexandria Streets>

Vivi gets hit by Puck.

Vivi: (WTF!?!?!)

Puck: "Hey watch where you're goin shrimp!!"

Vivi: "Bitch"

Puck: ******dog...ARRHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Gets fried by Vivi's Fire Magic)

Director: STOP!!!!!!STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! YOU ARE noT SUppOSED to USE MAGIC ON HIM YOU IDIOT..Hey,what are you doing??!!! Get away from me!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
(Director gets his chair fried..so is his ass)
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Hours later...At the village of Dali...

Black Wlatz 2: "Stay there Princess while I eliminate them!!!"

BW2 casts a firaga on all the party members

Zidane: "Thats it...NO MORE Mr Nice Guy

Steiner: "I'll show you!!!"

Vivi: "I'm getting angry..."

Garnet: " Guys!!! STOP!!!!!!"

BW2 casts another firaga on all of them.

Garnet:" Alright!!! I've had it too!!!"

Zidane draws out an Ultima Weapon and goes into trance
Steiner brandishes a Ragnarok.
Vivi whips out a Zues's Mace
Garnet pulls out a...Garnet.

BW2: "****"

Director: Hmmm...Grand Lethal + Shock + DoomsDay + Mega Flare = .....OH trout

BOOOOOOOOM
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