i dunno if you ever heard this before, but:
you can start up KOTR,
get a bag of popcorn out
heat up the popcorn
call for a pizza delivery person
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get your popcorn out of the microwave
pour the popcorn out into a bowl
answer the door
take the pizza from the delivery woman
get your money out of your wallet
give it to the pizza delivery woman
flirt with the pizza delivery woman
eat a slice or two of the pizza
snarf up a handful of popcorn
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KOTR ends!