Will Windows XP solve all my problems?

[crono_logical]

I bet the printer offered by this company doesn't have linux drivers yet

[Doomgaze]

$29,900? So it's about the same as an inkjet, with cartridges.

[Cinna]

How come after upgrading, I keep getting error messages every 5 minutes of using IE6, forcing me to restart in one minute? How can I stop this? What happened to the "most stable" MS OS ever?

[crono_logical]

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/d...displaylang=en

That is, if you can manage to download the patch before getting hit by the worm that's forcing you to reboot again It's stable apart from the odd nasty security holes, including that one, and a Universal Plug and Play one, which you can also patch. I'd suggest getting the SP1 patch afterwards though for the average user.

[Cinna]

Thank you Guu, It also seems that my computer is sending a lot more information (the little icon in the tray) than it has before. I don't like the looks of that at all! Also, how do I get Webwasher to work again. Even though its loaded it doesn't do what it once did.

[Doomgaze]

2 months from now...


Cinna:

Thanks, Guu, that helped with the USB ports spewing blood. But now I think the PC is trying to molest me... it watches me at night and beeps suggestively, and I think it communes with demons when I'm not looking. What should I do?

Guu:

Reformat. Or call a priest.

Unne:

Gentoo never molested ME!