Protunia, what would you like?![]()
Protunia, what would you like?![]()
She was most definitely asking for it. Begging.
As usual.
...very well.
*asks the bartender for "The Special"*
We all know you wanted to be Mrs. Bleys Maynard, Wes.
Appy polly loggies, oh my brothers. You see I had something of a pain in the gulliver and so had to sleep. I was not wakened when I gave orders for wakening. Still, here we all are, ready for what the old nochy offers, yes?
We aim to please.
I hadbetter luck with the ladies when I was a lady... *shakes head*
I've missed a lot. Sad. Better late than never, though.
Mugwumps, hi-jumps, low slumps, big bumps
* Slams Maxime*
Do not assimilate chested and easy, you perv !
It was reported that this signature stretches the tables at an 800x600 resolution.
Make me something delicious. (Ally)
I'll play along too. I can't come up with anything particularly creative, so if you have any ideas you think are better than my suggestions, I'll trust your gender-bending judgement. If you can't come up with anything, here're a few ideas in no particular order of preference.
Garletta, Garlette, Garlesse, Garlene
Knock yourselves down.