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Take me to your boss!
[q=Jaynecloud]Ouch. Seriously, stop that. My lipstick is smudging, my hair is all out of place, my cleavage is bursting out, my high-heels are hurting me, my mascara is being rubbed out, my wrists are going limp, my face is full of powdery crap, my knickers are way too tight, my dress is too long, my bum looks too big in this, I'm becoming too self-conscious, I'm bitching about unimportant things, I'm talking about other people behind their back, I'm laughing hysterically at things that aren't even funny, I'm walking like I've got a lead pole up my arse, I'm shaving my legs even though my hairs are blonde, I'm dancing provocatively for unknown reasons, I'm perspiring because of the intense heat, my corset is stopping me from breathing properly and I'm bitching, pissing, whining, moaning and complaining about EVERYTHING IN THE BLOODY UNIVERSE![/q] Sweetie, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having your cleavage bursting out.
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