WHATEVVVEEEEEER.
and HEY. Yo go Giiirlfrreind
WHATEVVVEEEEEER.
and HEY. Yo go Giiirlfrreind
Word/s.
[q=Jaynecloud]Ouch. Seriously, stop that. My lipstick is smudging, my hair is all out of place, my cleavage is bursting out, my high-heels are hurting me, my mascara is being rubbed out, my wrists are going limp, my face is full of powdery crap, my knickers are way too tight, my dress is too long, my bum looks too big in this, I'm becoming too self-conscious, I'm bitching about unimportant things, I'm talking about other people behind their back, I'm laughing hysterically at things that aren't even funny, I'm walking like I've got a lead pole up my arse, I'm shaving my legs even though my hairs are blonde, I'm dancing provocatively for unknown reasons, I'm perspiring because of the intense heat, my corset is stopping me from breathing properly and I'm bitching, pissing, whining, moaning and complaining about EVERYTHING IN THE BLOODY UNIVERSE![/q] Sweetie, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having your cleavage bursting out.
Oh, don't even go there! *raises hand*
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
No, I'm being totally serious! Guys dig the chick that doesn't mind showin' off the goods, if you know what I mean. *looks over at The Man Dee and licks her lips suggestively*
Thats just like totaly.... like .... yeah like..... WHATEVER.
Word/s.
*accidentally drops her handkerchief*
And then there is Death
I mean, she was like 'oh yeah?' and I was like 'uhh, noooo!' and then he was like 'yeah!' and I was like 'oh my god!'
*dies*
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
*waits for Vivia to bend over* >=]
Wait what.
Come here for a second, I'll lend you mine.Originally posted by Jaynecloud
My lipstick is smudging
It was reported that this signature stretches the tables at an 800x600 resolution.
Thats like totaly.... Yeah
Word/s.
*picks her handkerchief*
And then there is Death
I have a surprise for you, Vivia.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
uhhh thats like totaly NO.
Word/s.