Does this seem logical? (spoilers)
I'm workin' my way trough the Temple of the Ancient right now. And you know, there was something that surprised me pretty much. This temple, containing many amazing artifacts, also of course has an amazing weapon for Cloud. So, what did the ingenious Ancients think was a good weapon?
Nail Bat.
Yes! It's not just a bat, it's a bat with a nail in it! Wow!
Hell, that sort of weapon belongs in Earthbound if ya ask me.
"Take care, Ho!"
- Dwarf from FFIV
rusty nails with tetanus would scare me so maybe thats what the ancients were thinking. or just to see cloud swinging a cheap looking wooden bat with bent rusty nails sticking out of it after winning a battle was funny to them too. i know i cracked up.
NEVER QUESTION MR NIBBLES!
Every character in FFVII has a joke weapon, and the Temple of the Ancients is where most of them are found, including Bullet's Rocket Punch, Tifa's Work Glove, Cait Sith's Trumpet Shell, and Vincent's Silver Rifle. Good times.
Doesn't Vincent also have a water gun somewhere?
Word/s.
That's the Silver Rifle. It's neither silver nor a rifle.
and Cid gets a Mop, and Red XIII gets a Hairpin and Aeris gets a Parasol and.... well, Yuffie's Pinwheel looks like a joke, but it has materia slots, whereas all the other ones named, to my knowledge, do NOT have materia slots.
-little purple-haired geek
Yuffie's joke weapon is the Super Ball.
Cid's Mop ownz you all.
Yeah, joke weapon the nailbat was, and the Temple of the Acients is just a wacked place.
Damn those Ancients knew their stuff. They must've had a team of crack scientists working round the clock. They created great things such as the Black Materia and a strange machine that drops boulders with cavities for Cloud to hide under, a weird clock that takes people to random places that aren't geographically possible (most likely because they bent space.)
Then there was the Nail Bat.
where in the temple of the ancients do you find cid's mop? i never manage to find it and end up digging it up at bone village
NEVER QUESTION MR NIBBLES!
Cid's Trident is in the Temple, but not the Mop. You can buy it in Junon during Disc 2 in addition to digging it up at Bone Village.
The mop is the greatest weapon ever! The first time i finished the game i killed jenova using it roflmao. its so funny watching him wash jenova, heh.
um, where do you get the super ball?Originally posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
Yuffie's joke weapon is the Super Ball.
"There are some people in this world like me who have killed their emotions long ago. Never forget that." -Shadow, to Terra
"Yes! The emnity is growing! The only thing pure in this world is emnity!...Now, let love bleed! Darker and deeper than the seas of hell!" -Lynx
The mop and nail bat were two of the best weapons I had for a while. I remember wondering why they were better than the Ultimate Big Shiney Wonder sword and such...
There are six events at Fort Condor in which you can defend the place from enemy troops during Disc 1. The reward for each event is unique, and the event that occurs depends on how much of the story has advanced. So, to play in all six, you'd have to check back often, which is difficult if only because Fort Condor's probably the last thing on your mind as you travel through Cosmo Canyon and Nibelheim and such.
The Super Ball is the reward for Battle 4. So, when should you go back to the fort to trigger that one? Ehh, I forget. Just check in after every major plot event if you want it that badly.
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