I want an under-weight herpes-ridden semi-human pirate that's angry and has a big sword... Dog loving should be optional, like the rear-view mirrors should be.
A big angry guy with a sword
A young woman with a weird past
Some strange semi-human
An underwater soccer player
An under-weight Herpes-ridden dog-lover
An overweight Physics teacher (Biggles)
A thief with a tail
A princess kicked out of her own kingdom
A chocobo-riding bystander
A dumbass pirate with one eye
I want an under-weight herpes-ridden semi-human pirate that's angry and has a big sword... Dog loving should be optional, like the rear-view mirrors should be.