1. When you see a Chocobo and say "WTF?!"
How you know you haven't been playing enough FF..
1. When you see a Chocobo and say "WTF?!"
2. You forget who's the bad guy you're going after.
3.You half forget how to use the battle/magic system of that game.
4.You can't remember what a save point looks like.
5. You forget what FF is short for.
6. You get the most basic things about FFs mixed up. For example, you think FF4's main character is a Dragon Knight called Sephiroth who goes to fight an evil tree called Seifer who's actually working for a greater evil, a dancer girl called Setzer, who tries to create a time loop with the aid of a sphere hunter group known as Onion Kids.
7. When you see Mythril equipment and say "WTF? Tolkien where?"
8. You're totally confused when you see any of the following texts: kweh, wark, "Kupo!", Lali-Ho, Rally-Ho, Spoony Bard, "Ooh, soft!"
9. You don't write to this thread because of this kind of explanation: "I've got better things to do than talk about FFs in an FF message board!"
BTW For all who are suffering from feature #5, FF is short forFemmes FatalesFinal Fantasy.
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
10. You think all the fights will be in real-time and you can actually avoid battles (especially if you've been playing KH a lot xD )
11. You start forgetting that Kuja is actually male.
12. You start looking at the chocobo pictures you have and thinking "Why do I have pictures of rubber duckies"
Cool thread, by the way =)
1.when u ask"whos sephiroth"???
2.whats a bahamut?????
BLAME CANADA
why? well why not!
A thread the exact opposite of mine!
13.You forget what the X button does in a battle
14.You get the ff games mixed around
15.You get the chocobo's Wark! and the moogle's Kupo! mixed up
*Ultima_Paladin*
16. Your pupils are no longer dilated.
17. Your skin isn't pasty white.
18. Your thumbs don't suffer from Acute Nintendonitis (that's actually a medical condition).
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>>> 19. You suck..
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
20. You think a moogle is the most recent Pokemon...
Elionai Eli Adullam
21. You find yourself playing a game that isn't Final Fantasy. *gasp!*
22. You keep hitting X instead of O. At least as far as 7 and Tactics go.
23. You accidently sale you Ultimate Weapons
24. You keep wondering where the guy with the monkey tail is.
I'm back bitches!!!
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