The only sport that I can stand to associate myself with is true wrestling. Granted, I'm not that big into sports, and I needed some athletics to become a well-rounded student, so I went into wrestling. Now that sport takes bawls. It has to be the most demanding sport in the world, no joking. It's also the oldest sport in the world. However it has changed since the ancient Greek and Roman times, mainly now wrestlers wear clothes. Ewwww.

"Other athletes play with them, wrestlers have them"
Ahem, basektBALL, footBALL, baseBALL.