Mik's Sex-Slaves Party!

[Mikztsu]

Hey, who gave SLAVES some whips? Mistress Eternalshiva, you know anything about this matter?

Hey, and welcome Shoyku and Kami. Nice to have some fresh meat around here.=P <3 You won't regret this.

If those pirates won't stop sapmming our thread, I'll make them my very personal sexual-tormenting slaves. Gotta go to uni now. :\

[Misfit]

Originally posted by Shoyku
After a constant barrage of Kane and Shay IMs, I've decided to join. >:3

Yeeeeeeees! *gives you a monkey... and a pig... and points you to a place where you can be alone with the monkey... and pig* :D!!


OH LOOK WHAT I FOUND! It's some voodoo dolls of the Pirate people... *eyes voodoo dolls... eyes bonfire... eyes voodoo dolls... eyes bonfire* @_@

[eternalshiva]

What are you waiting for Misfit! Trhow them in! *whip crack*

And I have no idea who gave them whips *innocent stare*

[Misfit]

Yes Mistress!! @_@ *throws them in* Bwehehe!

I was just thinking about pulling the heads off first, but y'know... >:D!

*sits in a corner and spanks some monkeys*

[eternalshiva]

xD *pets slave*

[stuffing]

whoa this thread got really big, 245 in only four days, like whoa

[Mikztsu]

I totally forgot to welcome Nailbat. *whips him*

And I was in busy on morning to say you made nice siggies, Misfit and Kami. Such a good slave you are.

[Flying Mullet]

D'ARRR!!!!

*pilages slaves*

We be needing wenches, so thanks for the supply. Har har har!!

We'll be back for more when we be needin' them, so keep them coming! Har har har!!!!!

[Misfit]

*takes Flying Mullet's voodoo doll and pokes it with a pin* You put our slaves back, pirate BEAST! *sends some rabid monkeys after his ankles and knees* >:D!

[Flying Mullet]

*sends own monkey assassins to fight rabid monkey waste*

Har har har! Dat voodoo doll magic rubbish is for sissy-la-la land-lubbers!

[Misfit]

Mon..key...assass...ins? @_O' Noooooooo!

*calls the elephant-sized-multicolored-mutant-monkey-assassin-assassins-from-a-planet-not-too-far-from-here* Fwahahaha!!

[Khaotic]

*watches the elephant-sized-multicolored-monkey-not-too-far-from-here, squash the assassin monkeys* @_@;

[Mikztsu]

I think we should make Flying Mullet one of my sex-slaves. It's not hard, he's hanging here alone. Just tie him up and throw him in cage!

[Khaotic]

Yes master *nods* *ties Flying Mullet up and throws him in a cage* anything else I can do for you, master?

[Flying Mullet]

B'har, I'll be back for ye scurvy dogs! *runs away, assassin monkies in tow*