If we show we can hold reasonable, well-debated elections over the next couple of days within our own party to show we can decide who can run for what, we'll look mighty impressive to Election Booty.

I recommend we also start a campaign to disparage and badmouth the other parties. And any independant reporting agencies who fail to support us fully. After all, who better to take after than twice-elected British Premier, Tony Charles Lynton Blair, and his good friend the Right Honourable Lord Hutton?