The Conservative Party of EoFF -- Because All The Other Parties Are Dumb

[Citizen Bleys]

Let's show these fools how things are done, shall we?

Introducing the Conservative Party of Eyes On Final Fantasy, bringing new features to the political map of EoFF--intelligence, experience, and competence.

Platform
-Ban or Kill Stupid People
-Fiscal Responsibility
-Make left-leaning losers get jobs or else starve
-Set fire to anybody too lazy to type out long words like "you" and "are"
-Bobbittize PG
-Run spears through people who use more than ten smilies per post

Current members:

Cabinet
Leader: Citizen Bleys
Chief of the EGG: Doomgaze
Minister of Random and Senseless Violence: Raistlin
Minister of Jabbing People With Pointy Spears: DocFrance
Minister of Ninjitsu: Daryl
Minister Of Throwing Rocks At People Who Vote For Other Parties: Sakura Yume
Minister of Random Urination: Mr. Graves
Minister of Punching Random People: noname
Minister of Neutering Dumbass Trolls: La Femme Merekia
Minister of Genocide: Wyllius

General Membership
bandgeek
gokufusionss1

Those who want to join, post in this thread; If you want to run in a specific forum, list it. Also, anybody with suggestions for cabinet departments, go ahead and list some--I have to throw this thread together quickly, because I have a job, unlike the left-leaning leeches of the other parties.

Forum Representation
General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, and World Events
Mr. Graves

The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing
Wyllius

Site Staff, Help, and Feedback
Raistlin

Final Fantasy 1-4, Final Fantasy 5, and Final Fantasy 6
Daryl

Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, and Final Fantasy 9
DocFrance

Final Fantasy 10, Final Fantasy 10-2, and Final Fantasy 11
Vacant

Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Vacant

Genral Final Fantasy, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive
Vacant

Chrono Trigger and Cross, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix
Vacant

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