The Conservative Party of EoFF -- Because All The Other Parties Are Dumb

[Citizen Bleys]

Let's show these fools how things are done, shall we?

Introducing the Conservative Party of Eyes On Final Fantasy, bringing new features to the political map of EoFF--intelligence, experience, and competence.

Platform
-Ban or Kill Stupid People
-Fiscal Responsibility
-Make left-leaning losers get jobs or else starve
-Set fire to anybody too lazy to type out long words like "you" and "are"
-Bobbittize PG
-Run spears through people who use more than ten smilies per post

Current members:

Cabinet
Leader: Citizen Bleys
Chief of the EGG: Doomgaze
Minister of Random and Senseless Violence: Raistlin
Minister of Jabbing People With Pointy Spears: DocFrance
Minister of Ninjitsu: Daryl
Minister Of Throwing Rocks At People Who Vote For Other Parties: Sakura Yume
Minister of Random Urination: Mr. Graves
Minister of Punching Random People: noname
Minister of Neutering Dumbass Trolls: La Femme Merekia
Minister of Genocide: Wyllius

General Membership
bandgeek
gokufusionss1

Those who want to join, post in this thread; If you want to run in a specific forum, list it. Also, anybody with suggestions for cabinet departments, go ahead and list some--I have to throw this thread together quickly, because I have a job, unlike the left-leaning leeches of the other parties.

Forum Representation
General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, and World Events
Mr. Graves

The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing
Wyllius

Site Staff, Help, and Feedback
Raistlin

Final Fantasy 1-4, Final Fantasy 5, and Final Fantasy 6
Daryl

Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, and Final Fantasy 9
DocFrance

Final Fantasy 10, Final Fantasy 10-2, and Final Fantasy 11
Vacant

Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Vacant

Genral Final Fantasy, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive
Vacant

Chrono Trigger and Cross, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix
Vacant

Current banner:

[Mikztsu]

I was so sure that you'd join mine party.

[Citizen Bleys]

I've been planning this for months.

[Mikztsu]

Oh, ic ic. :o

...too bad that is sucks. 8-)

[Doomgaze]

If they weren't using my tax dollars to buy their food, they probably couldn't even afford to get online to make their parties. Slackers.

[Yamaneko]

I want to hear more about your platform. Compassionate Conservatives, Right-wing, small government, big private sector? Questions...

[Citizen Bleys]

Bloody well right we're right-wing. Deep pockets, big heads, small tolerance for fools.

[Loony BoB]

So far it seems you're relying on nothing more than your own popularity and having a 'cabinet name' next to your members' names. Oh, and calling other parties 'dumb'. Tsk tsk. You seem like the kind of people who would show huge discrimination towards other members, particularly those who have English as a second language, by using your better-than-you attitude.

[Nait]

I think this could be rather appropriate:

http://www.zompist.com/predic.htm

[Erdrick Holmes]

Question, is it possible to join one party and lead another at the same time?

[Citizen Bleys]

The reason that I have a "better-than-you" attitude is because I am better than you, and the reason I call other parties dumb is because they legitimately are dumb. I'm a Tory--I call a spade a spade, and sod all that polictically correct nonsense. If I want to say something, I say it, I don't spew out an 8,000 word essay in order to say "Chocolate cake is yummy." If I want to say "Chocolate is yummy," guess what I say?

And I've got no problem with people who have English as a second language--They speak better english than half the native anglophones on the internet!

[Loony BoB]

So if a couple of newbies came along into this thread, and politely asked if they could join "can i join ur party??", would you let him? Or would you tell them that you're better than they are, and that they couldn't join?

[Recirculatory System]

And then there's people who are actually *english* and in turn seem to be the worst speakers and writers in the world. Txt spek cm frm her.

I'd wish you luck, but I daresay your Tory would throw it back in my face.

[Strider]

Bleys, you might want to figure out the source of your slogan and signature. Correct source, rather. If you can't figure that out, what legitimacy does this party have?

[Doomgaze]

Originally posted by Loony BoB
So if a couple of newbies came along into this thread, and politely asked if they could join "can i join ur party??", would you let him? Or would you tell them that you're better than they are, and that they couldn't join?

Presumably they would be re-educated.