But ye not a pirate so ye can't pillage are rum!
But ye not a pirate so ye can't pillage are rum!
Y'arr be off to drinking your sissy-la-la wine coolers or whatever you non-pirate types be drinking!
yer the sissys!
Y'arr, jest to be clairying, I be talking to the sex-slave sissies!
Y'ARR! so be i!
Y'arr, well met matey!
*steals the rum*
'Thou shalt not steal' doesn't apply to BAoTW. Besides, you guys are too drunk to realize it's gone.
No pirate ever fails to notice when his rum's been stolen
Hand ye back our rum or prepare to be be boarded and yer ship scuttled to rest at the bottom of the sea! D'arrr!!
Liek I already said YE NOT APIRATE YE NOT ABLE TO TAKE PLUNDER FROM YE PIRATES! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!! *shoots the BAoTW headquarters with a REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG cannon!*
If you keep shooting, you'll hit your wenches. (which we 'borrowed' about three hours ago) And the rum will explode, thus you'll never drink it. Either way, BAoTW wins! I am so smart!
BTW, I didn't plunder, pillage, or pilfer... I just stole the rum. 'Thou shalt not steal' is powerless. After all, I've been studying you pirates (and the old thieves) and have learned many of your skills. Your security suxors.
Buh-Bye!
~Ansem~
ARR me too drunk to even care! ARRR wait wasnt that the rum HOOT peed in ARRRRR! it was !!!!!! thats be why it was not guarded HAR!
You mean those smelly bottles that I had taken to your galley and switched with better ones? Those rum bottles? Yeah, y'see... when I 'borrowed' your wenches, they requested two things:
1) A hot shower
2) Fresh rum to drink away their memories
That foolish cabinboy let them in with those bottles saying that they were restocking the supply. One wench stayed behind to distract him. The others came out with the rum and we ran off this rowboat!
It's good rum BTW. After the elections, you must give me your recipe!
~Ansem~
*pillages your pillows*
Umm... okaaaaay. Have fun with them?
ARRR good job PG we needed some new pillows! ARRRRRRR ME necks been hurting for weeks! *passes out from the non stop rum drinking*
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