D'arr! The Pirate Party *pillages*
Avast ye landlubbers, prepare to be takin' this quiz:
1) The browser you are using is:
a) Internet Explorer.
b) Netscape Navigator.
c) Mozilla Firebird.
d) ......arr!
2) When you enter a new town or city for the first time, the first thing you do is:
a) Go sight-seeing.
b) Get something to eat at a restaurant.
c) Get a room at a hotel and rest.
d) Pillage.
3) You are having dinner with your in-laws and your mother-in-law continues to insult you. You:
a) Ignore her.
b) Leave early.
c) Confront her.
d) Man the harpoons.
If ye answered d) to one or more of the questions, then ye be eligible for the Pirate Party! If however ye were too busy out adventurin’ and searchin’ fer buried treasure, then ye be eligible for the Pirate Party! If ye answered anything other than d) on the questions, then ye be eligible for the Pirate Party!
Arr ye tired of all these other landlubber-filled parties? Arr ye lookin’ fer a party that will fulfil yer plunderin’ needs? Do ye yearn fer a party that has alliteration in its title? Then the Pirate Party be the party fer ye! I will be yer Captain, and just like the Thief Party an me stole the elections last year, we will be plunderin’, pillagin’, and doin’ other bad stuff in order to claim victory for ourselves! And if we lose at least thar will have been death. We will be razin’ all the other partys to the ground, especially the White Whale party. *shakes fist*
If ye join now ye get:
-one bandana
-one chum bucket
-various treasure maps
-yer own personalised “arr”
-one set of matching thermal-backed, pinch-pleated, antique satin drapes
-scurvy
Yar, so uhh come aboard or something.
Arr.
NO MUTINYS.
Oh yar, thar will also be monkeys. And giant lasers.
Current Swashbucklers:
-HOOTERS - Captain
-Pureghetto - General Chat, Eyes on Each Other, and World Events
-King Bahamut -The Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing
-Chaos
-Leeza -Site Staff, Help, and Feedback
-TheAbominatrix - Genral Final Fantasy, Video Game Music/TSW, and General Archive
-Jenova·Rebirth - Final Fantasy 7, Final Fantasy 8, and Final Fantasy 9
-Skogs - Chrono Trigger and Cross, Kingdom Hearts, and General Square Enix
-Flying Mullet -Final Fantasy 1-4, Final Fantasy 5, and Final Fantasy 6
-Blanco Meow - -Final Fantasy 12, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
-Maxico -Final Fantasy 10, Final Fantasy 10-2, and Final Fantasy 11
-Bert
-Zidoran
-MagicKnight Locke
-Blizzard
That be a crew of 15!
Positions left:
D'arr, sorry, no positions be left.
D'arr! Our website, created by King Bahamut:
http://pirateparty.cjb.net
