The Candidates Speak!

[Del Murder]

Damn, these election questions will end up being longer than some novels.

[eestlinc]

yea, some people decided to write more than others.

[Peegee]

I blame election booth and his pro-democratic propaganda

[eternalshiva]

*whip crack*

Miks and I's slaves rock *whip crack*

[Psychotic]

Originally posted by Enoki
BAotW, im definitly not voting for you guys on this one because honestly i just dont have a week to spare to read your answer

That's extremely unfair then, isn't it? Especially as AK had the BEST FRICKIN ANSWER EVAR!

I can't wait for my answer! You people will love that. That or it'll scar your minds

[HOOTERS]

I don't like picking favourites but I will and say that Jenova-Rebirth, King Bahamut and Maxico have the best answers so far.

[Kirobaito]

Originally posted by HOOTERS
I don't like picking favourites but I will and say that Jenova-Rebirth, King Bahamut and Maxico have the best answers so far.

You got that right, Cap'n.

[Auron_Kotetsu]

Wow.

Am I the only one who actually took this even a little bit seriously? Like... I mean, I know this is "just an online forum", or whatever, but it feels likethat one got the brushoff. I'm not trying to be an {EDIT: WHAT?!? You can't even say AR$E?!?}; I'm just genuinely surprised. That was such a provocative question, I'm frankly amazed that people were CAPABLE of writing a two- or three-line answer.

I guess it helps that I'm a journalism major...:rolleyes2

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by HOOTERS
I don't like picking favourites but I will and say that Jenova-Rebirth, King Bahamut and Maxico have the best answers so far.

Defintely.

Originally posted by Auron_Kotetsu
Wow.

Am I the only one who actually took this even a little bit seriously? Like... I mean, I know this is "just an online forum", or whatever, but it feels likethat one got the brushoff. I'm not trying to be an {EDIT: WHAT?!? You can't even say AR$E?!?}; I'm just genuinely surprised. That was such a provocative question, I'm frankly amazed that people were CAPABLE of writing a two- or three-line answer.

I guess it helps that I'm a journalism major...:rolleyes2

Heh, yeah, it almost sounds like you were in the process of writing a paper on online and sequel games and gave us the cliffnotes version of it here.

[eternalshiva]

I took mine seriously... but I didn;t write a novel *huggles*

[Loony BoB]

I think everyone has been extremely serious so far. This is a very serious matter. I know I'm being serious.

[Del Murder]

I think this round's going to have to go to the Athiests. I didn't read Auron's answer, but anyone who writes that much has to know what he's talking about. So my scorecard through 3:

BAotW: 1
Mystery: 2

[Election Booth]

more answers! this time the Final Fantasy 1-4, 5, and 6 forums

Two questions: 1. Which is better, Princess Sara in ff1 or Princess Sara in ff3? 2. Who is cooler, Gilgamesh or Ultros? Explain both answers.

[editors note: both princess saras play a role in 8-bit theater although they play the same character. it's like fight club, you know.]

Sadia (BAotW):
1. Princess Sara in FF1, because 8-Bit Theater is based on FF1, and in that comic, Princess Sara is über-cool.

2. Ultros, because he's a squid who can walk on land! I mean, how cool is that! True, he is a bit annoying, but he's easy to beat, and he can WALK ON LAND! :O!

MecaKane (Sex-Slaves):
Princess Sara in FF, or FFIII? Hmmm, I would have to say Princess Sara in FFIII is better, because instead of being a silly girl and getting kidnapped by Garland, she had the balls to stand up and actually help your party defeat Jinn. And also, she's hotter.

Now, Gilgamesh or Ultros? That's a good question. Ultros helps (or hurts ) the story along, while Gilgamesh only serves as a boss before the even bigger boss, in most cases. Ultros's scenarios in FFVI were always very funny and well done, with the exception of if you bring Cyan and Gau to the opera house, I'm like "wtf he don't know any of them ;_;" Ultros is still the cooler of the two, though.

Daryl (Conservative):
1. Princess Sara in FF1, because for one, FF1 is freaking awesome, and for two, I love her part in 8-bit Theatre. xD

2. ULTROS!! You gotta love him, he is such wonderful comic relief and he's purple!

Flying Mullet (Pirate):
Princess Sara in FFIII by far. You rescue her in FFI and all she does is thank you and goes about her business. No reward pie, no nuthin! And since half of you haven't played FFIII believe me when I tell you that Princess Sara in FFIII is a sword wielding Ninja who rides a chocobo and plays a kazoo! Now what can be more badass than that?

Ultros without a doubt. He has style and sophistication. Plus he's royalty! Ultros waddles down the street and women look at him and go "Ooh, that Ultros he's one sexy mother...", "You shut your mouth", "But I'm talking about Ultros, he the Uncle Ulty!" Besides, purple is the new black this year in fashion and Ultros is all over that like redneck on a Bud Light. Oh, and Gilgamesh is a candyass who can't even use a toothbrush without hurting himself.

Rainecloud (Newbie):
I don't know.

Agent 5 (Mystery):
Princess FF3 of course. Not only does she have that kickass domina setup, she's actually DOING something. Princess FF1 was nothing. They're, like, complete opposites. Princess FF1 a puppet and Princess FF3 the puppet master, if you know what I mean.

Gilgamesh, no doubt about it. Even though they share the abundance of arms and being comic-relief, Ultros just doesn't cut it, unlike Gilg and his kickass swords. Of course I never got around to use him because I was in No Encounters through all of Ultimecia's castle. :\

[Loony BoB]

Actually, Rainecloud has legitimately gained my vote.

[Yamaneko]

I didn't enjoy Agent 5's answers. Raine wins.