The Candidates Speak!

[Auron_Kotetsu]

FA666, you bagged this one in terms of practical knowledge. But I have to give props to Agent for those answers. I myself am really glad I didn't try for this category!

Is anyone else miffed that the question only has to do with FFIX?! Of the three games in that category, IX is the worst. I would much rather have heard everyone's favorite materia combos and dividing party, or like... the best way to get Diablos early in VIII. Cos I sure wouldn't have even been able to care about this question, let alone answer it!

I mean... well done, Boothy! Well done indeed!

*mutter mutter* grrshnikkadrrIHATE9grrmrrshngr.

[eestlinc]

vote on whatever reason you want, but the questions are supposed to help you decide who would make a good representative for the chosen forums and also who is creative or funny, if that's what you like.

[Squires]

So basically we're all taking notes for now, and there'll be one big vote later on down the road?

[Baloki]

A stupid question for all those idiots out there *whistles*, how do you vote, via PM or is there an even more secret way?

[Election Booth]

Time for round two. Also, Agent six is not Linus.

edit: I'll tell you how to vote after we get all the answers up. I don't want anyone voting without all the proper info!

Here's the question and answer for the Lounge, General Gaming, and Arts and Writing forums

Which is a cooler bad guy, Rocky Wrench or Repo Man? Also, please answer this question in the form of a poem.

RikkuYuna89 (BAotW):
The sound of your car being robbed in the night
Look, it's Otto Maddox dressed in a tight
leather jacket at the wheel of your car
Rocky you can chase him from near to far
But he'll just tell you this...
It's 4:00am, do you know where your car is?

Giggles (Sex-Slaves):
Rocky Wrench, he's a super cool bad guy
He thinks he's all that, which is definitely not a lie.
If I had a choice, I'd choose him over pie!
Rockey Wrench. What a cool bad guy.

Wyllius (Conservative):
Both characters present an escapist ideal which is entirely falsehood and must be crushed, as well as their respective owners being burnt at the stake as punishment until they are confirmed dead or until letting them loose to fall to the ground screaming is deemed sufficient. In light of today's literature standards, this no doubt also qualifies as a poem.

King Bahamut (Pirate):
Rocky vs. Repo
by King Bahamut

When confronted with this question,
I was left with great distress.
For out of these two enemies,
I know not which is the best.

I pondered hard in the early day,
And well into the night.
And finally it came to me
Which one of these was right.

To compare them both by look, you see,
Would have no point at all.
So the only way to choose, I say,
Is a one-time bad-ass brawl.

For in this bad guy deathmatch final,
Rocky Wrench and Repo Man
Squared up their shoulders, charged at each other,
And then the battle, it began.

The Rock popped out and propellered forth,
Towards that FF villain.
He launched a wrench, and then cried out,
"I got me some RPG killin'."

So then, the Repo Man countered strong,
He dodged it with a zip.
And with his IRS ID,
He repossessed Rock's doomship.

So now, they stood, evened up
Both placed upon the ground.
And rearing back their right-hand fists,
They knocked each other down.

They reached their feet, and then Rocky
Reached back and chunked a wrench.
It plunked that sucker on the head,
And Repo Man did flinch.

And using this climactic moment,
Rocky Wrench let out a push.
Repo Man then slipped and fell,
Right upon his tush.

And finally, now, the fight was won,
The battle, now, had ended.
And to the throne of coolest bad guy,
Rocky Wrench ascended.

Rocky Wrench is best, I say,
With a furrowed brow.
He threw a silver tool at me,
It hit me. I said "Ow!"

And so, my online forum friends,
You now know which is better.
Rocky Wrench over Repo Man,
Let the votes go unfettered.

THE END

Axamenta (Newbie):
Rocky Wrench is uber-cool
Whereas Repo Man is rather lame
Let's conclude he is a fool
And decide he gets the blame

For all the harm that's in the world
Because he's got a hunchback
And since hunchbacks don't twist and twirl
To funky music, they lack

A serious sense of rhythm 'n' blues
No rock 'n' roll inside them
Repo Man's got ugly shoes
But that wasn't so ad rem

Of me
Because you see
If you want to be
As cool and funky as he *points at Rocky Wrench*
You'll have to vote for the Newbie Partyy!
However if you want be
As lame as Avril Lavigne-y
You'll have to vote for another partyy!

Agent 3 (Mystery):
Repo Man would be the best,
because he wears a bright green vest.

[Yamaneko]

I like short poems.

[Baloki]

Thank you

*removes idiot sign from above head*

*sits and waits to see his (hopefully unedited) answer in lights *

[The Man]

the only poem i can truly approve of is agent 3's, as none of the others voice support for repo man. wyllius's poem made me "laugh" though.

[Flying Mullet]

King Bahamut's is literary genius!

[The Man]

it also has this tragic flaw of not going in repo man's favour. i'm afraid that makes it tripe.

[Psychotic]

Hey, Axamenta, leave the Avril bashing to BAoTW, alright?

[Flying Mullet]

Originally posted by The Man
it also has this tragic flaw of not going in repo man's favour. i'm afraid that makes it tripe.

Old members don't sway our vote!

[eestlinc]

Seriously, almost everyone came out on the side of rocky wrench. ROCKY WRENCH.

[The Man]

Originally posted by Flying Mullet
Old members don't sway our vote!

That's because you all suck.

Originally posted by eestlinc
Seriously, almost everyone came out on the side of rocky wrench. ROCKY WRENCH.

Of all the atrocities in the world... *goes away grumbling*

[eestlinc]

repo man isn't an "old member" and he would come post in this thread if some unnamed administrator who eats birds hadn't disabled his ability to post.