Originally posted by Kilgore Trout
RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT! I AM THE RIBBIT MAN! RIBBIT RIBBIT! SHOUT IT FROM THE TOWER! THE RIBBIT TOWER! MY RIBBIT-BASED FORTRESS! NONE CAN TOUCH ME, FOR I AM IN CONTROL OF RIBBIT'S GOLD! OR SO THEY ALL THINK, RIBBIT RIBBIT!

Peace,
The Ribbit Man
I did this as
A) I was bored whilst waiting for my answer
B) Anti-Mystery party propaganda
C) There is no C
D) I was bored whilst waiting for my answer