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    Default Let's do an EoFF Valentine's Thing.

    We can each find Valentines on EoFF!

    So, who'll be my Valentine? Anyone?

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    >>> Valentine`s day is lame and stupid...
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    I guess that means you're not going to be my Valentine, then.

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    Spiff, will you be my Valentine? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?

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    What is this Valentine's day? It's Arizona Statehood Day, retards.

    EDIT: no.

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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    WTF?

    What do you mean, "no"?

    I'LL KILL YOU.

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    BRING IT, MARSHMELLOW

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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    **Flies through the air, Superman-style, and ATTACKS!!!**

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    haha you fly like a little fairy.
    *shank*

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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    **Bleeds on you!!!**

    My blood is acid, so you are melting! HA!

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    I am made of anti-acid stuff so your acid blood does nothing. Here have an ATOMIC TOASTER.

    *throws an atomic toaster*

    ps. I'm made of anti-atomic toaster stuff too.

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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    What the crap, you can't be anti-acid stuff AND anti-atomic toaster stuff.

    Pick one and stay with it, you rule-breaker!

    **Swallows the atomic toaster and goes back in time and spits out the toaster at your dad before you were born and he blows up so you never get born, then goes back to the present.**

    TAKE THAT.

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    what the eff
    I was created in a bio-chemist lab in a tube. That's why I have anti-acid and anti-atomic stuff. DUH.

    SO I have no dad. Nice try, puffnstuff.

    *gives you herpes*

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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    That's what you think! I already HAD herpes, so by giving me herpes you actually gave me LASER VISION.

    **Heats up your face with his laser vision so that you feel slightly uncomfortable!!!**

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    AHAHAHA! By warming my face you have activated my SUPER MACHINE GUN MODE where machine guns pop out of my arms and back and riddle all surrounding persons with red hot firey bullets coated with anthrax.
    ABAHBAHBAHBAHAB

    *riddles you with red hot firey bullets coated in anthrax*
    The anthrax is special anti-fire anthrax.

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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