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    Wow, what a coincidence, I just happened to have this Book of Mormon in my shirt pocket, which you well know STOPS ALL RED HOT FIREY BULLETS COATED WITH ANTHRAX FROM HARMING ME.

    That's right, Paco, you are sure to be defeated now with my... hamster of... Jello.

    That's right. Jello. He cannot be harmed because he is made of Jello. Also, he humps peoples' legs!

    Attack, Jello Hamster!

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    I LOVE Jello! *eats*

    *attacks your Book of Mormon with logic, causing it to implode*

    TAKE CHARGE FIREY ANTHRAX BULLETS
    *ratatatatatattattattattattattattattattattatta*

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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    Wow. You've though of everything.

    EXCEPT THIS!

    **Pulls out some change and pocket lint.**

    Hmm. Wrong pocket.

    **Pulls out the shield of Joel, made entirely out of stupid crap.**

    THIS WILL DEFEND ME FROM YOUR EVIL!

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    I would like a Valentine, plz.

    *Puts head inside a giant box of chocolates.* Who's the lucky guy/girl?

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    aHA. *throws religion and healthy food at the Shield of Joel causing it to freak out and drive it'sself off a cliff*

    I'm so cool.
    *throws SomethingBig at you*

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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    **Blocks it with SomethingBigger.**

    If you won't be my Valentine, WHO WILL? KANE? EWW!

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    how about yer MOM

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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    Nah, she's already got a Valentine. My DAD.

    So anyway, are we still battling, or no?

    I want Epyon's sister for my Valentine. Unf.

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    Ok, that was odd.

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    Oh noe, healthy food and bibles *dies*

    Im not a valanties type of guy because it's a dumb halmark holiday, like Christmas, July 4th, or Sunday.

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    Let's do an EoFF <s>Valentine's</s> mass ritual suicide Thing.

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    Wow, I didn't realize everyone here was so... insane.

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    I would say I wanted a Valentine if my brother wouldn't kill me. Or, if I didn't sound desperate. So, I'll just pretend I don't care.

    Good idea, though :)

    *Hails Bruckner*
    *Floats away with Fabio*

    I can't believe it's not Bruckner!

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    You boys behave now.

    I want Election Booth to be my valentine.

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    When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine Trump University! - Ralph Wiggum

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    Originally posted by Squires
    Ok, that was <s>odd</s> hilarious.
    And I've already got a Valentine, sorry ladies
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