Wow, what a coincidence, I just happened to have this Book of Mormon in my shirt pocket, which you well know STOPS ALL RED HOT FIREY BULLETS COATED WITH ANTHRAX FROM HARMING ME.
That's right, Paco, you are sure to be defeated now with my... hamster of... Jello.
That's right. Jello. He cannot be harmed because he is made of Jello. Also, he humps peoples' legs!
Attack, Jello Hamster!