omg I would undonditionally and unshampooly love you if

[Logan]

My shoelaces are red and black, because my white ones were too dirty. And my other shoes have black shoelaces.

[Rye]

I don't wear sneakers enough to know my shoelace colour.

[DeBlayde]

i sometimes feel sad for my chemistry professor. he has like parkinson's or cerebral palsy or something, he's always shaking. smart guy, too smart usually, can't explain things to lower than graduate level chem students. but he's always slipping these dry little jokes into his lectures which he gives in a wheezy monotone, so people never catch them and nobody laughs. it's kinda sad.

and there's a very simple thing that people need to do to be loved unconditionally by me: be my child. sadly, it's kind of an exclusive and small group....

i think my shoelaces were once white, but they're kinda grey-ish brown now.

[eestlinc]

i love myself unconditionally. and my mom too. and paul knox.

edit: unintentional irony here.

[Misfit]

I have black and white shoe laces.

I like to eat shampoo.

Whee!

[escobert]

I have orange shoelaces also..
soap is better than shampoo!