A poem for you only.....

[Jack]

Both Bert & BoB wanted questions....here's questions:

Whats you personality here/at home?
Do you like sport? If so which and do you like playing or watching them?
Are you married/have a partner?
Do you have children?
What country are you from/live nowadays?
What music do you listen to?
What books do you read?
Do you do something a lot that you don't have to do (i.e:Watch TV, Eat, Pick Your Nose, Stalk Halle Berry)
What sex are you?
What party at EOFF are you in?
Fave colour?
Ever done anything really stupid that sums you up? (ie: fall down a well cause you were on a mobile phone )
Favourite Food/Drink?
Any paticular celebriity/person you would like mentioning?
Any other infomation you would feel is necessary about yourself? Remember, the more you give, the more I have to go on and therefore, the better It'll be.

Spiff & Giggles, your poems I'll do later cause I'm going shopping . Spiff, I don't like you but yeah I'll write about that. Like I've said, I'll write about anything so i can write about that event.

SADIA

A man of many a name
A man of many a fame

Is stuck at home ill
Surfing EOFF while taking a pill

But Behold everyone, It’s Sadia
Sadia despite his Illness is here

[Loony BoB]

Okie dokie...

Whats you personality here/at home? Here? I'm the Eternal Newbie, I'm a generally nice guy who can get along with pretty much anyone, and I do my best to help everyone have a fun time - although I'm still pretty strict with keeping to the rules, and I'm not afraid to let people know they're doing wrong. At home? I'm pretty quiet, but in a mixed family, I tend to be the one who has less arguments and can lighten any mood, since I get along with all members of the family while most don't (although I don't live with them anymore - I moved from NZ where my Dad, stepmum, sister, stepsister, stepbrother, half sister and brother in law live, along with 21 aunts/uncles and in excess of 30 cousins - now I live in Scotland by myself, as my Mum moved out of the flat a month or two ago).
Do you like sport? If so which and do you like playing or watching them? Watching only for me, since my ankle got broken (in fact, it got torn apart by a nice tyre and a gravel road while I was 15, so I don't have the inside ankle bone on my left leg anymore... and I have a shoulder muscle that got moved into my left calf). I watch Rugby League, Rugby Union, Cricket, Formula One Grand Prix and on the rare occasion, motorbike racing.
Are you married/have a partner? Nope. Matt dumped me. I'm currently, er, fixated on my ex-girlfriend from one year back. But I'm not chasing after her - I just wanna get over her, bloody confusing that. We're still good friends, and she knows I like her still, but she also knows I'm not chasing after her. She lives in the US, ya see.
Do you have children? Nope. ...wait! Mikztsu, Skye-chan, Endless, Kalen and Kami are my children, and Wyllius is my Dad, and ChibiRinoa is my Mum.
What country are you from/live nowadays? I was born and bred in NZ (western suburbs of Auckland to be exact) for 18 years, and then I moved to Scotland shortly after.
What music do you listen to? Rock/Pop/Classical. Bryan Adams and Jars of Clay are pretty high on my list. http://www.aiyon.com/keke/playlist.htm
What books do you read? Fantasy only. The Raven Chronicles by James Barclay. Good stuff.
Do you do something a lot that you don't have to do? Yeah, I bite my lip. x_x Habit. I spend craploads of time in EoFF and LiveJournal. I'm an LJ Whore.
What sex are you? Male.
What party at EOFF are you in? The Newbie Party! AND WE WON! =D
Fave colour? Black/Dark Blue/Dark Green. Basically dark nature colours.
Ever done anything really stupid that sums you up? You know those ramp-style escalators? I did a roly poly down them in a shopping place. It took me a couple of minutes to get down the up one, and about five seconds at most to get down the down one. xD But accidentally? I dunno, I'm a bit of a goofball. I used to have a habit of looking at people when I'm talking to them while we're walking around, and I'd walk into a pole or something. "Beeline for a pole" was the phrase used.
Favourite Food/Drink? I eat a lot. Uhm... fave? Mum's macaroni cheese. It's different to most stereotypical macaroni cheeses. But Mexican and Italian foods are my favourites, yeah. And vegemite and cheese sandwiches are good, too.
Any paticular celebriity/person you would like mentioning? Not really. D=
Any other infomation you would feel is necessary about yourself? Hmmm.
<LI>I tend to have mood swings. I call this being 'pregnant'.
<LI>I am a chocobo! I have never changed my avatar at EoFF in over three years, and am the only person to have kept an avatar for this long a time at EoFF.
<LI>I'm an attention whore.
<LI>I flirt with guys because at least that way nobody takes it the wrong way and feels uncomfortable. I'm straight, though. =P
<LI>I like to come up with nicknames for people.
<LI>I co-run the Site Staff at EoFF
<LI>I'm creating a world, it's called Aiyon. It has all sorts of stuff detailed already, from politics to a family tree of dragons to what route each famous explorer took to discover each place. It's a dream of mine to make it into an RPG or something.
<LI>I have glasses. Hurrah.
<LI>There's this - but keep in mind it was updated BEFORE Mum left the flat. Somewhere around New Years, I guess.

Yeah, that'll work. =P Thanks for the q's.

[Jack]

Okay then BoB. Thats a lot of infomation!
I'll have yours done for tomorow, but you may get it tomorow. Same goes for Spiff. i'm sorry that i can't get them done today but I have so much to do that I don't have the time. Very sorry, but I promise on my mothers soul that they shall be done tonight. If anyone else has any more offers, then I shall be happy to do them. Ya see, I like writing and I'm ahead on my normal work (I'm normally trying to make sure that I always have something at least once a week) bUt I'm ahead thanks to long hours up at night So I'll definetley get them done, and post them at school. Then you shall see............



















A Donkey!

I'm a girl (:o!), and I have a lot of guy problems. I try to be really nice to everyone, and I want to please everyone. I like food, especially hamburgers and potatoes. I listen to music all the time. Oldies or soft-rock, usually. I have anxiety, which sucks, but whatever. I write poems, and Gone with the Wind is my favorite book ever, and I love Clark Gable/Rhett. Calliope just stayed at my house for 2 months. I'm from Washington (state), USA. I like Grapefruit pop and Rootbeer. I'm in the sex slave party. I giggle a lot. Especially a lot when I get nervous. Then I giggle, and I can't stop, and my face gets all red, and I giggle more and more until I can't breathe, and I keep giggling. It's scary. Almost like a disease.

GIGGLES ARE INFECTIOUS

I've got the giggles
Giggle like a girl
Like Giggles is
Giggled so much
I'm gonna hurl

She's nice to me
Tries to please everyone
Eats all the potatoes
and the hamburgers I have
My plate has nothing on

Music in her ears
Going all the time
Oldies & soft-rock playing
But Not Pumpkins
Her taste not mine

Her own anxiety
Annoys herself
Reads Gone With The Wind
Writes her own poems
written by no one else

Loves Clark Gable
Friends with Calliope
From Washington state
In the great US of A
Where she's willing to vote

Drinking Grapefruit pop
While sipping Rootbeer
Likes being a Sex-Slave
Where they tie her up
And lick the inside of her ear

But giggling is infectious
Makes you go bright red
Until you giggle so much
That youcan't breathe, fall over
and end up dead :0

But not our Giggles
She'll keep doing her thing
Here at the forums at EOFF
and forever and ever
Forever giggling

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Hope you like it Giggles!

~Legolas63

LEGOLAS THE PERV
The one you knew next door,
but you always chose to ignore
Cause he likes The Smashing Pumpkins
And in the bath and lounge he sings
And he was jumping up and down on his floor
And if it's open, he looks through
Your bathroom or bedroom door

JOKE

[escobert]

Whats you personality here/at home? well form that personality thread I am a party one.
Do you like sport? If so which and do you like playing or watching them? I play playing american football
Are you married/have a partner? I am single
Do you have children? nope
What country are you from/live nowadays? USA
What music do you listen to? AFI
What books do you read? sometimes
Do you do something a lot that you don't have to do (i.e:Watch TV, Eat, Pick Your Nose, Stalk Halle Berry) I play EverQuest a lot
What sex are you? Male
What party at EOFF are you in? Pirates of course
Fave colour?
Ever done anything really stupid that sums you up? (ie: fall down a well cause you were on a mobile phone )I dunno I've done A LOT of stupid things
Favourite Food/Drink? french bread pizzas
Any paticular celebriity/person you would like mentioning?
Any other infomation you would feel is necessary about yourself? No but, PG can't dance

[Giggles]

Whee~ I love it! Especially the part when it says giggling until you're dead :D! Thanks Legolas!

[Xander]

Aww, you're really good at this, can I have one?

Okay..

Umm, I'm open-minded, quiet, happy.
I love Kingdom Hearts loads, and Red Dwarf, and I'm totally in love with Lister of Red Dwarf. My favourite band is Blink 182 <3

I'm kinda slow and I get confused easily, I'm a bit lazy and I love FOOD!

Lindz is my kitty thing, and I like writing in my LJ and speaking to my LJ friends like RY89, Sadia and Psychotic.

I love old C64/Amiga games, and point and click games and Sega games, especially Sonic the Hedgehog.

I study Multimedia and I'd like to be a web designer but I spend most my time playing games or here on eoff. I also like drawing and making sigs and helping people and stuff.

I eat way too much junk food, I love music especially game music and I love FF games and I just bought FFX-2 and am going to play it soon!

Yeah, hope that's enough for you to go on, Legolas63 ^^

[Proxy]

Hmmm
I'm generally a nice guy, i believe in the golden rule, but with a twist...you'll get back 10 fold if you treat me like an asshole. no one has ever seen my truely angry..not even i have. i wanna get into the advertising/marketing field for a career

[pixie_demon]

well lets see....
im female, very short, i guess u could say im kinda wacky and accident prone...
but, im a straight forward kinda person, i like to speak my mind and be truthful. i am a very loyal friend. i will never mess u around or say bad things behind ur back. i have a boyfriend called henry. he is my sunshine and the most important thing in my world. i like cats:mog: .
my fav colours are black, red and dark purple. i love music, mostly heavy and alternative, fav bands smashing pumpkins, incubus and disturbed. im pagan, and i believe in karma. i moved out of home at barely 16, because of abusive family. i love poetry, will maybe post some of my own here one day!!! well i guess thats enough about me!
thanx legolas... u know ur poetry rocks!!

[Jack]

Hmmmmm. This is where I get to say SORRY to the following people......

• BoB
• Spiff
• Bert

Ya see, i have written you one, but their at my Grandads and I'm at hom now...having forgotten them. So i will try to post them Tonight at his.....However......
BoB, I wrote yours as a song! So perpare yourself for THE BoB SONG !!!!!!!!! *explosion and fireworks*
BERT *Crashing plates*
SPIFF *silence...tumbleweed blows....wind whistles*

But these are ones I've just done now....

Umm, I'm open-minded, quiet, happy.
I love Kingdom Hearts loads, and Red Dwarf, and I'm totally in love with Lister of Red Dwarf. My favourite band is Blink 182 <3
I'm kinda slow and I get confused easily, I'm a bit lazy and I love FOOD!
Lindz is my kitty thing, and I like writing in my LJ and speaking to my LJ friends like RY89, Sadia and Psychotic.
I love old C64/Amiga games, and point and click games and Sega games, especially Sonic the Hedgehog.
I study Multimedia and I'd like to be a web designer but I spend most my time playing games or here on eoff. I also like drawing and making sigs and helping people and stuff.
I eat way too much junk food, I love music especially game music and I love FF games and I just bought FFX-2 and I am going to play it soon!

and this is the result....hope you like it Xander

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DREAM OF XANDER

How to be Xander?
I don’t know how to be her
But I guess I’ll have to dream
And come up ways not to be mean

I guess I’ll open-minded and quiet
Happy normally, never start a riot
Play Kingdom Hearts, all day
And marry Lister, I’ll find a way

I’d love Red Dwarf on TV
Listen to Blink 182, that’ll be me
I’ll be slow and confused and lazy
After eating lots of food, life gets hazy

Just can’t get Lindz out of my head
While writing my journal on the web
RY89, Sadia and Psy are my mates
Speaking to them always till late

I’d play old games on my Amiga
Loving Sonic Hedgehog games by Sega
If I get stuck on a Point-and-click
Get a guide out, that’ll do the trick

Studying Multimedia at University
A Web Designer is what I’ll be
But I go on games and this forum
Helping people out, making sigs for them

Eating Junk food way too much,
Listening to game music and the such
Love FF games and FF X-2
Play it later is what I’ll do

Then I stop dreaming and I wake
It’s dark out, it’s getting late
So I’m not Xander anymore, anyway
But I’ll talk to her another day

I better go to sleep now, go to bed
Turn off the lights, rest my funny head
And tell her about where it’ll seem
I was acting like Xander, in a dream

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I'm generally a nice guy, i believe in the golden rule, but with a twist...you'll get back 10 fold if you treat me like an asshole. no one has ever seen my truely angry..not even i have. i wanna get into the advertising/marketing field for a career

I’M SURFACING

I rise from the waves
And the seas take me to shore
I’m a different man since I surfaced
I’m Surfacing now, got a new mood going
And this is a poem that I just feel like singing

I’m now a good guy
Who believes in the golden rule
But that rules got a brand new twist
Treat me horrible, treat me nasty, make me mad
You’ll get that s**t, 10 times as worse, 10 times as bad

Luckily I’m never angry
Or at least never really furious
Not even I have seen my true fury
That’s good since I want to advertise
In my future carrer, advertise good to get a rise

Then I decide to myself
I want to me again, want to be Legolas again
So I dive in the waves, deep in the Oceans depths
And what I find is the soul of me in Surfacing, he’s not glad
That he had to me as I wrote this poem, and that definitely makes him mad

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And pixie, since your my friend, i want to write you a song. i know you perfer poetry, but each verse is a poem sooo I thought you wouldn't mind. It's.....called......

im female, very short, i guess u could say im kinda wacky and accident prone...
but, im a straight forward kinda person, i like to speak my mind and be truthful. i am a very loyal friend. i will never mess u around or say bad things behind ur back. i have a boyfriend called henry. he is my sunshine and the most important thing in my world. i like cats .
my fav colours are black, red and dark purple. i love music, mostly heavy and alternative, fav bands smashing pumpkins, incubus and disturbed. im pagan, and i believe in karma. i moved out of home at barely 16, because of abusive family. i love poetry, will maybe post some of my own here one day!!! well i guess thats enough about me!
thanx legolas... u know ur poetry rocks!!

I SPY A DEMON

Sitting here alone, with no one to care
I spy a demon come up to see
But it’s no normal demon that’s there
It’s pixie_demon, a demon that likes me
Shes short and wacky, accident prone
But straight talking too, speaks her mind
She’ll never talk bad about you on the phone
I like this demon, cause shes a friend & kind

CHORUS
Karma spirits take us away
From our own hells today
Sing our poems in the air
Take us away from there
Take me away from my own past
Take her way from her family at last
For her, only Henry will do fine
Take her to her own sunshine

A pagan demon in black, dark purple and red
Might seem weird and wrong to you
But when I want put the gun to my head
No other demon of mine will do
No other stops me from pulling the trigger
And she puts on some Smashing Pumpkins
Now you should see why I like her
Cats on our lap and Mr Corgan please sing..

CHORUS

This demon moved away from her kin
When she was barely sixteen
To escape from the constant sin
That she had for every day seen
Her futures bright indeed, the past lost face
And this demons made me happy
Despite me being in this dark place
I have no sadness, now that’s shes with me
She found Henry and is now glad
She writes poetry that’s simply divine
And now our future doesn’t seem so bad
All thanks to this pixie_demon of mine

CHORUS

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I hope everyone liked my stuff today, and those thgree shall recive a lovely poem/song at least on Monday.

[Xander]

OMG! That was totally awesome, had me smiling so much *gives you a huge hug*

My favourite bit was "Play Kingdom Hearts, all day
And marry Lister, I’ll find a way" xD and I love how you made it like a dream, that was just so brilliant *astounded* I'm gonna keep it forever ^^

[pixie_demon]

thanks legolas!!!

that song was amazing!!!
no i dont mind at all!
now that i have a song, i wouldnt have it any other way!!

ur awesome, thanks for being a pal!!

i especially liked the second verse, very beautiful!!

thanx u sooooo much

im gonna print it and keep it in my special book always!!

ps. thanx for the comments on that pm poem. will give u more if u like!!

[Kirkpatrick]

Whats you personality here/at home?
Well, here, I lurk, lurk lurk, very rarely posting.
Offline, I'm quite shy, but I'll talk a lot once I get to you.

Do you like sport? If so which and do you like playing or watching them?
I like to watch hockey, lacrosse and (canadian!) football
Are you married/have a partner?
Neither.
Do you have children?
No.
What country are you from/live nowadays?
Canada for both.
What music do you listen to?
Hmm...I listen to a lot of different varieties, from rock, to classic rock, to classical :P. I'll listen to just about anything, really, no rap (and no pop/dance/etc.) though.
What books do you read?
I read a lot of Sci-Fi, and some fantasy occaisonally, as well as mysteries, and, well, most anything that is recommened to me.
Do you do something a lot that you don't have to do (i.e:Watch TV, Eat, Pick Your Nose, Stalk Halle Berry)
I watch a lot of Simpsons, even if I've seen the episode many many times.
What sex are you?
Male.
What party at EOFF are you in?
I never got around to joining this year, but I was once in the Newbie Party when it was ran my Mikztsu.
Fave colour?
None really, green is nice.
Ever done anything really stupid that sums you up? (ie: fall down a well cause you were on a mobile phone )
Not that I can really recall. I mistype a lot...
Favourite Food/Drink?
I likes the Ice Tea, I guess.
Any paticular celebriity/person you would like mentioning?
Possibly Mr. T if it fits :P.
Any other infomation you would feel is necessary about yourself? Remember, the more you give, the more I have to go on and therefore, the better It'll be.
Um...I like cats, I play the drums, I'm short, nerdly and proud of it, I like to stay up very late and I know far too many digits of Pi.

[Jack]

Hey i promised them today and look! I deliver!!!!
Leglas63 NEVER lies

(except that time I was with my camal and we bumped into Bob hope and we were like "OMG" and he replied "Nice to see you, to see you NICE"....at least i thought it was Bob Hope....or was it Ben Affleck, i forget.....xD LOL)


I MET BERT

Hey! Today, in the street, I met Bert
And ran after him till it hurt
He was cool, A living party
And he loved my poetry

He plays American Football, the game
Running to Touchdown, heads for sport fame
So what if he’s single now
He’ll find someone. Some how

He listens to AFI, A Fire Inside
I like them a lot (So sue me, I lied)
Bert sometimes reads books so he may say
He plays Everquest far too much, he’s on it today

He joined the Pirates party, sailing the seas
He does A LOT of stupid things, some I’ll have to see
He eats French Bread Pizzas, they taste good
Knows that PG can’t dance, say something he should

Than Bert ran away with nothing more to say
Ran down the street and run down a narrow way
He never explained a reason or why
Guess he didn’t like what I said about AFI

But Bert, we’ve all got our own likes, so don’t frown
Hope to see you another day, when you’ve calmed down
But in case I’m wrong, and you just had to go away
Then I hope you’ll read this poem and like it, that day

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THE INSANITY OF SPIFF

I woke up today, raised in the streets of LA
I’m Bada*s rockstar coming your way
Grew up without anything but a shirt
And Eric Clapton’s guitar, which I play till it hurts

I got that b**trd Guitar when he had it thrown out
He refused to play guitar music without
That Guitar with a bug was removed immediately
He threw it out and now it belonged to me

I strapped on my cape and away I flew
Never Never Land was where I flew to
I rocked that place hard “bow bow boom”
All the girls wanted to come to my room

They said, “Sex us please” so we went to my pad
Opened the door and there was there was this lad
Only he wasn’t a guy, he was a f***ing Gorilla
I just had to bend down and make that he wasn’t a her

I was like “Yo, whachoo doing in my pad b”
He said he was eating Oreos while waiting for me
Then he pulled out this leather briefcase
And all inside was a Peanut in the empty case

I had this craving for a sweet peanut
So I eat it fast, swallowed it down, but
When I wanted to thank that guy
He was gone from my room, I don’t know why

Then I woke up for real, lying at a cliff’s point
Rolled in my hand was a big, lovely joint
I’d dreamed all that s**t and I almost was dead
Decided to quit smoking, not let it mess with my head

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THE BoB SONG

The Eternal Newbie, the good old guy
Strict to those that do wrong, I’ll tell them why
Nice to every one, people I don’t even know
Pretend to like them and then leave them and go

As long as you follow the rules, I’m kind
I flirt with guys too, but I’m sure they don’t mind
Mikztsu, Skye-Chan, Kalen and Kami are my children
I love to come up with nicknames for them

BRIDGE 1
I’m an attention whore
I’m the one that everyone adores
I’m a mood-swinging pregnant guy
I’m the guy that everyone loves, and I know why

CHORUS
Cause I’m BoB, the kind soul in the darkness
The Leader of the Newbie party so know this
I’m wearing the nature colours, as many as I can
I’m listening to Jars of Clay, my favourite Band
I’m reading whatever James Barclay wrote or said
I guess I’m the generally the happiest guy on the web
Cause I’m Danny, wait I’m BoB
And this is The BoB Song
Try to sing along

I moved here from New Zealand to a pad
My family in Zealand thinks I’m crazy & Mad
In Scotland, where it rains insane and is freezing
No wonder it’s EOFF rather than outside I like going

It was weird leaving, but then again I was always quiet
Always was able to calm and stop a riot
Even though I can only watch sport from a sofa
And still fixated only on my ex, fixated on her

BRIDGE 2
I’m a clumsy soul; banged into a pole I couldn’t see
I’m the one who’d let my Mum’s Macaroni cheese feed me
I’m the guy who just won’t change my Avatar
I’m the person who puts on glasses just to see who they are

CHORUS

BRIDGE 3
I’m the guy who got hit by a car when he was fifteen
I’m the guy who watches many a sport, eating a Mexican bean
I’m the man who created my own little world called Aiyon
I’m the person who lived in New Zealand one minute, then I was gone
I’m a guy who spends loads on EOFF and Live Journal, all day
I’m a dude who bites my lip in each and every way
I’m a man who’s Mum left my flat only a month or two last
I’m the guy with a Scottish future and a New Zealand Past

Yeah and you know that it’s ALL true, its cause I’m, It’s cause I’m, It’s cause I am
CHORUS

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and there you go, i hope all like you poems and I would like your opinionm on them if possible. Thanks. if you like it, why not check out my Poem thread in my sig and have a opinion on there? It would be great for me to have some new constructive critism on there from people with differeing opinions.......

Anyway, hope you like 'em and I'll kepp writing them as you give me them to do....

[escobert]

That was awsome! best poem ever

[Loony BoB]

bwahaha, that was cool xD