Hey i promised them today and look! I deliver!!!!
Leglas63 NEVER lies

(except that time I was with my camal and we bumped into Bob hope and we were like "OMG" and he replied "Nice to see you, to see you NICE"....at least i thought it was Bob Hope....or was it Ben Affleck, i forget.....xD LOL)


I MET BERT

Hey! Today, in the street, I met Bert
And ran after him till it hurt
He was cool, A living party
And he loved my poetry

He plays American Football, the game
Running to Touchdown, heads for sport fame
So what if he’s single now
He’ll find someone. Some how

He listens to AFI, A Fire Inside
I like them a lot (So sue me, I lied)
Bert sometimes reads books so he may say
He plays Everquest far too much, he’s on it today

He joined the Pirates party, sailing the seas
He does A LOT of stupid things, some I’ll have to see
He eats French Bread Pizzas, they taste good
Knows that PG can’t dance, say something he should

Than Bert ran away with nothing more to say
Ran down the street and run down a narrow way
He never explained a reason or why
Guess he didn’t like what I said about AFI

But Bert, we’ve all got our own likes, so don’t frown
Hope to see you another day, when you’ve calmed down
But in case I’m wrong, and you just had to go away
Then I hope you’ll read this poem and like it, that day

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THE INSANITY OF SPIFF

I woke up today, raised in the streets of LA
I’m Bada*s rockstar coming your way
Grew up without anything but a shirt
And Eric Clapton’s guitar, which I play till it hurts

I got that b**trd Guitar when he had it thrown out
He refused to play guitar music without
That Guitar with a bug was removed immediately
He threw it out and now it belonged to me

I strapped on my cape and away I flew
Never Never Land was where I flew to
I rocked that place hard “bow bow boom”
All the girls wanted to come to my room

They said, “Sex us please” so we went to my pad
Opened the door and there was there was this lad
Only he wasn’t a guy, he was a f***ing Gorilla
I just had to bend down and make that he wasn’t a her

I was like “Yo, whachoo doing in my pad b”
He said he was eating Oreos while waiting for me
Then he pulled out this leather briefcase
And all inside was a Peanut in the empty case

I had this craving for a sweet peanut
So I eat it fast, swallowed it down, but
When I wanted to thank that guy
He was gone from my room, I don’t know why

Then I woke up for real, lying at a cliff’s point
Rolled in my hand was a big, lovely joint
I’d dreamed all that s**t and I almost was dead
Decided to quit smoking, not let it mess with my head

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THE BoB SONG

The Eternal Newbie, the good old guy
Strict to those that do wrong, I’ll tell them why
Nice to every one, people I don’t even know
Pretend to like them and then leave them and go

As long as you follow the rules, I’m kind
I flirt with guys too, but I’m sure they don’t mind
Mikztsu, Skye-Chan, Kalen and Kami are my children
I love to come up with nicknames for them

BRIDGE 1
I’m an attention whore
I’m the one that everyone adores
I’m a mood-swinging pregnant guy
I’m the guy that everyone loves, and I know why

CHORUS
Cause I’m BoB, the kind soul in the darkness
The Leader of the Newbie party so know this
I’m wearing the nature colours, as many as I can
I’m listening to Jars of Clay, my favourite Band
I’m reading whatever James Barclay wrote or said
I guess I’m the generally the happiest guy on the web
Cause I’m Danny, wait I’m BoB
And this is The BoB Song
Try to sing along

I moved here from New Zealand to a pad
My family in Zealand thinks I’m crazy & Mad
In Scotland, where it rains insane and is freezing
No wonder it’s EOFF rather than outside I like going

It was weird leaving, but then again I was always quiet
Always was able to calm and stop a riot
Even though I can only watch sport from a sofa
And still fixated only on my ex, fixated on her

BRIDGE 2
I’m a clumsy soul; banged into a pole I couldn’t see
I’m the one who’d let my Mum’s Macaroni cheese feed me
I’m the guy who just won’t change my Avatar
I’m the person who puts on glasses just to see who they are

CHORUS

BRIDGE 3
I’m the guy who got hit by a car when he was fifteen
I’m the guy who watches many a sport, eating a Mexican bean
I’m the man who created my own little world called Aiyon
I’m the person who lived in New Zealand one minute, then I was gone
I’m a guy who spends loads on EOFF and Live Journal, all day
I’m a dude who bites my lip in each and every way
I’m a man who’s Mum left my flat only a month or two last
I’m the guy with a Scottish future and a New Zealand Past

Yeah and you know that it’s ALL true, its cause I’m, It’s cause I’m, It’s cause I am
CHORUS

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and there you go, i hope all like you poems and I would like your opinionm on them if possible. Thanks. if you like it, why not check out my Poem thread in my sig and have a opinion on there? It would be great for me to have some new constructive critism on there from people with differeing opinions.......

Anyway, hope you like 'em and I'll kepp writing them as you give me them to do....