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    Back in grade school i was on this Cub Scout camping trip. It was your standard group camping trip sort of outing, in that to make up for there being no rain it got so cold that little ice balls formed on the outsides of all the tents. Anyway, that next morning, near the time we'd all be packing up and heading home, all the kids were gathering these huge nuts from some common species of tree in the area to bust open in various different ways. Which mostly meant "pry open with your knife." Anyway, i joined in, as little kids are apt to do, and went to work on my first nut.

    Not two seconds later, i'd split nearly my entire thumbnail down the middle because in trying to twist the knife between the two halves of the nut casing i clapped the blade closed on my hand. Needless to say, it was very bloody and i shouted and yelled and cried and generally carried on and it hurt like crazy.

    So yeah. Moral of the story? Get pocketknives with lockable blades.

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    I got a nailcutter. Does that count?

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    I have a machete. And a warhammer. Warhammer does not really count as a knife, but I've injured myself with it so I'm counting it anyway. (You gotta watch that armor-splitting spike on the backswing! It can really dig into, say, an exposed forearm!) I've got a Swiss army knife that's like 2 inches thick and has more attachments than God. No, really. I went to God and counted. this knife has more doohickeys on it than him. I found it in the snow once when I was camping. My little brother broke the main blade by trying to do something stupid with it.

    I need a name for my machete... I think I will name it Choppity. Or perhaps Hackitty. I'd give it a better name, but it's a $6 Walmart machete. If I hadn't wrapped the handle in duct- and electrical-tape, it would probably have fallen apart already.

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    I don't have a pocketknife, but I have this knife from the Iron-age (I think?) and it's on my wall... It's not very biog though, but it looks nice

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    No, I dont carry a pocket knife with me. If I need to cut something, it can usually be achived with a key.

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    Grin

    Or tearing it using your arms, teeth, or face.

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    Carrying a knife is just dumb. Carrying a knife for protection? Whatever. You are ignorant to buy guns for protection. It's that simple. Take a guess at how many people have been killed by some form of weapon that was originally bought for 'protection'.

    When guns and large knives are legal (as they are in America, for example) people carry more guns and large knives. Having a gun or knife in your pocket turns a drunken bar brawl into a killing. Think about that.

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    Default Re: Knives

    Originally posted by Dr Unne
    Do you have a pocket knife? Do you carry it everywhere you go? Do you constantly play with it and end up cutting your fingers like the clumsy goon that you are?


    yes, yes, all the time ....i am missing two fingers becuase of me pocket knife, which makes it very hard to type and post things >_o

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    I have a Swiss army knife, and I do carry it in my pockets all the time, but the blade isnt lockable, so I would never use it for self-defence, not that I would if it was. I need it where I work.

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    Why not!? I used to love to play with knives. But then my dad gave me a shotgun when I was 12 so I love to play wiht that now

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    I have a butter knife but I don't take it out with me because well let's face it you don't encounter butter out on the street well except for thursday or should I say butter day but I don't go out then anyway.

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    I don't so much have a pocket knife as I have a kukhri. *shrug* That's just the way it goes, I guess.

    [Edit] In case you were wondering, it looks kinda like this:
    Last edited by Red Wizard; 02-24-2004 at 11:39 PM.

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    Originally posted by Red Wizard
    I don't so much have a pocket knife as I have a kukhri. *shrug* That's just the way it goes, I guess.

    [Edit] In case you were wondering, it looks kinda like this:
    Freak.

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    Knives are pretty, but fire is prettier. I always carry with me matches.


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