Ok then, I think I need to replan this.

Minions list:
General of the Southen Armies: Bert
General of Polar Armies and European Dictaion Force: jebusabsolute
Chancelor of the US: Nait
Master of Fish: Mikztsu
Govneror of Madascer: Ariel


I'm up for:
* Final fantasy Lessons
* Licenses to breed then I can reduce the number of potential heros
* and the pie eating contest so far
* a secret island hideaway equipped with hi-tech gadgetry and (controllable!) supernatural forces for Ariel but she will not be able to attack me with them
* convert everyone to worship the Penguin Gods. ^_^
* should blast Led Zeppelin in your vast dictation?