Is it just me or is this thread the most pointless thing ever?

Oh well. I don't like chapstick, but am forced to depend on it because whenever I go for extended periods of time without it my lips dry up, crack, bleed, and began oozing pus. Once I got gangrene and had a lip amputated because I didn't wear chapstick. Thus, I suppose chapstick is a good thing. The flavored kinds are best.