there's a girl with cherry chapstick on and nothing more

[eestlinc]

feed it some toast!

[Dragonflame]

Is it just me or is this thread the most pointless thing ever?

Oh well. I don't like chapstick, but am forced to depend on it because whenever I go for extended periods of time without it my lips dry up, crack, bleed, and began oozing pus. Once I got gangrene and had a lip amputated because I didn't wear chapstick. Thus, I suppose chapstick is a good thing. The flavored kinds are best.

[Denmark]

Welcome back o_O! Sup, Mike?

That's the only part of this thread that I care about.

[Giggles]

I'm addicted to lip gloss because, it's THE BEST THING EVAR, and now my lips are sad without it

J.A.N.E. lip-fabulizer is good for me! <3 raspberry-strawberry is addictive ;_;

[Kirobaito]

Originally posted by Dragonflame
Once I got gangrene and had a lip amputated because I didn't wear chapstick.

I remember that. That wasn't fun. It sucks not being able to make the 'o' sound now, doesn't it?

I use chapstick as a condiment on hot dogs.

[eestlinc]

chapstick might be useful if you live in Greenland. otherwise it's bad. would you take morphine for a minor sunburn?

this thread is pointful! extremely. chapstick = evil.

[Liquid Glass]

All they do is heal your lips up then chap them up again, so then you run out, and find yourself spending another (or about) $1 on chapstick, until you run out again.....and again.. so yes it is evil.

[Dragonflame]

Mmmmmmmm...morphine.

Chapstick works better as a butter substitute, although it does work as a condiment.

[Ariel]

This thread is making me wish I had some tasty strawberry lip balm again. x_X;;

[Thunday Man]

Carmex smells really gross I think. But I have it when I really need it. Oh well, I like chap stick better, but I only use it like once a year =p

Anyways, I sit next to this really hot girl in Chemestry, and she is always putting chapstick on those sexy beast lips. I want them, now.!!!1!!!one!!1

[zacks_clone]

Those of us with psoriasis must use lip products.If not,we get a large,red ring around our lips that stays there for weeks on end...(i am somone with psoriasis thanks).So,i must say i do like the idea of chapstick or things like MG217(psoriasis medication).Other then that...lipstick and shiny glossy lip gloss is horrid

[Meat Puppet]

I like strawberrie chapstick.

[Calliope]

I want morphine chapstick.

[Meat Puppet]

Hahaha, it'd be good if you had pain in your lips.
I don't know what morphine tastes like though
So give me some morphine, to taste test


Ever tried eating old lipstick? It's alcoholic I swear.

[Calliope]

I only ever use old lipstick, or any lipstick, for drawing.